Call me stupid but why do people buy these three things when a big snow storm is coming?

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BREAD

EGGS

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I still don't believe it will be snowing on Friday but if it does I will stock up on Doritos, Sodas, and Chicken Tenders. LOL What the **** am I going to do with bread and eggs?
 
Because eggs and bread and milk are versatile and you can make a lot of different things with them. They are also key ingredients in many recipes. Not to mention breakfast!!! What's better than a nice big breakfast of bacon, eggs, toast and orange juice during a snowstorm? Nothing that's what.
 
Because eggs and bread and milk are versatile and you can make a lot of different things with them. They are also key ingredients in many recipes. Not to mention breakfast!!! What's better than a nice big breakfast of bacon, eggs, toast and orange juice during a snowstorm? Nothing that's what.

Why does it seem like people only buy that shit during a hyped up snow storm?
 
Attention whore will stock up on ice cream cones and English muffins.
 
Attention whore will stock up on ice cream cones and English muffins.

What?! Only fags eat ice cream on cones, dude. Don't you know anything?? Specially, when there's a snow storm coming.

Duh.
 
I dropped $200 at the grocery store in case this storm hits us. Even if it doesn't, we're staying in all weekend anyway.
 
BREAD

EGGS

MILK


I still don't believe it will be snowing on Friday but if it does I will stock up on Doritos, Sodas, and Chicken Tenders. LOL What the **** am I going to do with bread and eggs?

Make French Toast, Egg Sandwich, and Eggs and Toast...

I know how dare I write something logical...

Also make sure not to use your hand to wipe yourself with and buy some toilet paper...
 
Because eggs and bread and milk are versatile and you can make a lot of different things with them. They are also key ingredients in many recipes. Not to mention breakfast!!! What's better than a nice big breakfast of bacon, eggs, toast and orange juice during a snowstorm? Nothing that's what.

Why does it seem like people only buy that shit during a hyped up snow storm?

There are snow storms that AREN'T hyped up?
 
Attention whore will stock up on ice cream cones and English muffins.

And Bonbon's, Tampons and Midol, but he will never write about what he would actually buy and want to write like he is a man instead...
 
Because eggs and bread and milk are versatile and you can make a lot of different things with them. They are also key ingredients in many recipes. Not to mention breakfast!!! What's better than a nice big breakfast of bacon, eggs, toast and orange juice during a snowstorm? Nothing that's what.

Why does it seem like people only buy that shit during a hyped up snow storm?

There are snow storms that AREN'T hyped up?





Sure, but nobody sknows about them.
 
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BREAD

EGGS

MILK

Those three items are perishable and are delivered more than weekly, so if the trucks can't get through, the retailers run out.

Try looking around at the real world once in a while. You might learn something.
 
Because eggs and bread and milk are versatile and you can make a lot of different things with them. They are also key ingredients in many recipes. Not to mention breakfast!!! What's better than a nice big breakfast of bacon, eggs, toast and orange juice during a snowstorm? Nothing that's what.

Why does it seem like people only buy that shit during a hyped up snow storm?

There are snow storms that AREN'T hyped up?





Sure, but nobody sknows about them.

Oh, man... That's...that was terrible. Wait! Moonglow ?
 
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