Octoldit is absolutely right. Michael Connell WAS assinated to keep him from spilling the beans about the rigging of both Bush elections. They werent going to simply let this man ruin all their plans, so they silenced him, permanently. What most of you dont know, is WHO actually performed the assasination...
On Dec 17th, 2008, the Bush team had a meeting where they went over their options for a hitman. It wasnt long before everyone unanimously agreed on the man for the job. Bigfoot had already performed over 250 successful assasinations for the bush adminstration without a hitch, so it was a no brainer.
Bigfoot is the greatest assasin in world history, but its not because of the way he can summon animals with his mind, or his uncanny ability to blend in with a crowd. Its the technology he employs that gives him an edge over everyone else. On the southern shore of Groom Lake in Nevada, theres a large secretive military airfield where he keeps his spaceship. Some call it area 51, but Bigfoot calls it home. Here he is able to work on his experiments with gravity and time, and this is where he outfits his flying saucer with some of the latest technologies, even though human technology is very limited.
Fortunately for Bigfoot, he had done alot of piloting work for "Xenu", the overlord of the Galactic Confederacy, during the "Interstellar Rebellion Wars" 75 million years ago, which put him in Xenu's favor, so he was rewarded with a Type7 Particle Beam Cannon which they installed on his flying saucer. For those who dont know, Type7 Particle Beam Cannons completely disintigrate anything they hit, so its pretty cool when you can get your hands on one of these.
Anyway, after the flightline crew fueled his flying saucer up with the super secret fuel they call "Element X", he donned his flight suit and gave one final salute to his comrades before he embarked on the secretive and vital mission. Bigfoot knew exactly where to find Michael Connell, because N.O.R.A.D. had been tracking him since his plane took off. With the flick of his wrist, he throttled his twin hyperdrive engines and he crossed the country in 1/1000th of a second, ending up right next to Michael Connells aircraft, at which point the automatic targeting systems activated and fired on Mr Connell. Of course nothing was left of Micheals aircraft after getting hit by a Type7 Particle Beam Cannon, which meant they needed to plant evidence of a plane crash, but that was someone elses job.
...in Loch Ness, Scotland, deep beneath the cold waters, lies a hidden base where the Loch Ness Monster has spent centuries honing his mind powers. He actually developed the means to create matter, using only his mind, and he can also teleport at will. On February 1, 1973, British intelligence made first contact with Nessie, and they have been working closely together ever since.
Dec 18th, 2008, Nessie recieved a call on the emergency red phone, and he was debriefed about the Michael
Connell situation. After taking a few minutes to aquaint himself with the schematics of Michael Connells single-engine Piper Saratoga, Nessie teleported to the US and he created the false wreckage, including the body.
Nessie was later given the "Goerge Cross" by the Queen of England herself, the highest medal awarded to a British civilian, and Bush gave Bigfoot the Presidential Medal of Freedom in a secret ceremony which included every member of the Skull and Bones, the Illuminati and the Freemasons.
Im outraged that medals were given to these two! They should be tried and executed for their crimes, NOT GIVEN MEDALS!!! Someday the truth will come out about this incident, and me and Octoldit will be right there laughing at all of you for not believing.