Breaking: Trump accepts 2 weeks ceasefire

[Hollie]

its for Trump

he can say whatever batshit insane and/or incorrect thing he wants, and you guys write it off as "trolling the libs"

‘ trolling the libs’ works without even trying.

 

[Hollie]

But everybody is relieved.

Tighten your turban.

 

[jknowgood]

Crushing victory for the Cheeky Ones .
What a fool Trumpfy looks .

Israel flattened and out of munitions and US Zionists stumped after their attempted ground invasion was foiled.

Brilliant result for the outsiders .
Now get the Hooty Tooty boys to close the Red Sea and the world will laugh at the good guys running rings round Israel and the US Zionists.

If we invaded, would you still use the bigger punctuation?

 

[Hollie]

How...

Is the Strait open?

Iran wins everyday the strait isn't open..

Signed,

Baghdad Bob

 

[drudge X]

Trump getting played like a fiddle by the turban cowboys is amusing. When’s the new deadline? Labor Day?

No, he’s playing leftist like you, NATO, and Democrats.

 

[jknowgood]

I hope youre getting paid to make stupid posts. otherwise youre just stupid. Where is Irans's statement?

That they can still make a statement?

 

[Fang]

Ah.. a one sided announcement eh? Well let me try:

I want everyone to know I just accepted a two week pause for my wife and Megan Fox to consider a three-way as soon as they both agree.

Pictures or it didn’t happen.

 

[frigidweirdo]

Good news.

I think..

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https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116365796713313030

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

Based on conversations with Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif and Field Marshal Asim Munir, of Pakistan, and wherein they requested that I hold off the destructive force being sent tonight to Iran, and subject to the Islamic Republic of Iran agreeing to the COMPLETE, IMMEDIATE, and SAFE OPENING of the Strait of Hormuz, I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for a period of two weeks. This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE! The reason for doing so is that we have already met and exceeded all Military objectives, and are very far along with a definitive Agreement concerning Longterm PEACE with Iran, and PEACE in the Middle East. We received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negotiate. Almost all of the various points of past contention have been agreed to between the United States and Iran, but a two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated. On behalf of the United States of America, as President, and also representing the Countries of the Middle East, it is an Honor to have this Longterm problem close to resolution. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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Meantine the Islamic fascist Republic of Iran still bombards Israeli families. As usual.
Iran fires missiles at central Israel, Jerusalem after Trump extends ultimatum to Tehran.
IDF says air defenses engaging incoming threat and issues shelter-in-place orders to residents.
ynet | published:04.07.26

Iran fires missiles at central Israel, Jerusalem after Trump extends ultimatum to Tehran

IDF says air defenses engaging incoming threat and issues shelter-in-place orders to residents

www.ynetnews.com

So, Trump is attempting to get back to how it was before he started bombing Iran. The Straight of Hormuz open, and him not bombing them and the Iranian regime still in power.


Wow, amazing, Trump can spend so much money to only realize it was better before.

What a ******* dickhead.

 

[citygator]

So let me get this straight…

• $40 billion spent
• 300+Americans wounded
• Over a dozen killed
• Oil prices doubled
• U.S. bases severely damaged

And what do we get?

• Iran keeps its uranium.
• No nuclear deal.
• The Strait of Hormuz still unstable.
• And the world sees us as weaker, not stronger.

Sounds about right for a Trump deal.

 

[Hollie]

So let me get this straight…

• $40 billion spent
• 300+Americans wounded
• Over a dozen killed
• Oil prices doubled
• U.S. bases severely damaged

And what do we get?

• Iran keeps its uranium.
• No nuclear deal.
• The Strait of Hormuz still unstable.
• And the world sees us as weaker, not stronger.

Sounds about right for a Trump deal.

It’s a two week ceasefire, darlin’. Don’t sweat it. You will get the war you’re aching for.

 

[MisterBeale]

So let me get this straight…

• $40 billion spent
• 300+Americans wounded
• Over a dozen killed
• Oil prices doubled
• U.S. bases severely damaged

And what do we get?

• Iran keeps its uranium.
• No nuclear deal.
• The Strait of Hormuz still unstable.
• And the world sees us as weaker, not stronger.

Sounds about right for a Trump deal.

The important thing is, Trump did what Bibi wanted, so he is probably safe from Mossad releasing the honey pot dirt Epstein collected. That was the only thing he wanted.

 

[Hollie]

The important thing is, Trump did what Bibi wanted, so he is probably safe from Mossad releasing the honey pot dirt Epstein collected. That was the only thing he wanted.

Your joooooooo conspiracy theories are hilarious.

 

[candycorn]

No, he’s playing leftist like you, NATO, and Democrats.

That makes no sense since you’re paying more for gas too dumbfuk.

 

[MisterBeale]

Your joooooooo conspiracy theories are hilarious.

 

[JonKoch]

So let me get this straight…

• $40 billion spent
• 300+Americans wounded
• Over a dozen killed
• Oil prices doubled
• U.S. bases severely damaged

And what do we get?

• Iran keeps its uranium.
• No nuclear deal.
• The Strait of Hormuz still unstable.
• And the world sees us as weaker, not stronger.

Sounds about right for a Trump deal.

Remember Dubya and Hoover were the previous "businessmen" in the White House, lol

 

[candycorn]

So let me get this straight…

• $40 billion spent
• 300+Americans wounded
• Over a dozen killed
• Oil prices doubled
• U.S. bases severely damaged

And what do we get?

• Iran keeps its uranium.
• No nuclear deal.
• The Strait of Hormuz still unstable.
• And the world sees us as weaker, not stronger.

Sounds about right for a Trump deal.

That needs to be on a T-shirt.

 

[candycorn]

Iran cannot rebuild their nearly destroyed military capabilities in 5 yrs much less 2 weeks ..

WHAT?

They went from “obliterated” to “they’re about to nuke us” in 7 months.

Trump threatened to destroy the country if they didn't open the Strait ... Iran blinked and is opening the Strait ..

LOL...

So let me get this straight…

• $40 billion spent
• 300+Americans wounded
• Over a dozen killed
• Oil prices doubled
• U.S. bases severely damaged

And what do we get?

• Iran keeps its uranium.
• No nuclear deal.
• The Strait of Hormuz still unstable.
• And the world sees us as weaker, not stronger.

Sounds about right for a Trump deal.