What's pathetic is your lack of knowledge of birth certificates. The BC factcheck has is his.... drum roll please.... short form birth cetrificate.
Birth certificate - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Short forms, known sometimes as computer certifications, are not universally available, but are cheaper than photocopies and much more easily accessible.
Limited information is taken from the original birth record (the long form) and stored in a database that can be accessed quickly when birth certificates are needed in a short amount of time. Whereas the long form is a copy of the actual birth certificate, a short form is a document that certifies the existence of such certificate, and is usually titled a "Certification of Birth" or "Certificate of Live Birth". The short form typically includes the child's name, date of birth, sex, and place of birth, although some also include the names of the child's parents. When the certification does include the names of the parents, it can be used in lieu of a long form birth certificate in almost all circumstances
[6]. Nearly all states in the U.S. issue short forms certifications, on both state and local levels
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