Breaking news from Polo, IL

[Big Black Dog]

This news has just crossed the wires. Dateline: Polo, Illinois. The chickens have gotten out of the coop. I repeat, the chickens have gotten out of the coop.

 

[Wiseacre]

Probably headed for Indiana, they found out their state taxes are going up 66% in Illinois.

 

[Sallow]

Mmm...chicken.

 

[del]

do they taste like rattlesnake?

 

[Sallow]

do they taste like rattlesnake?

More like emu.

 

[del]

do they taste like rattlesnake?

More like emu.

that's just sick

 

[Big Black Dog]

do they taste like rattlesnake?

More like emu.

that's just sick

An emu is a chicken that takes steroids.