Books Written for Children of Liberals

[5stringJeff]

I get these from a http://www.topfive.com/ mailing list.

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The Top 20 Books Written for Children of Liberals


20> Willy Wonka and the American-Job-Stealing, Child-Exploiting
Overseas Chocolate Factory

19> Father-in-a-Nontraditional-Role Goose

18> Green Eggs, Ham and Guv'mint Cheese

17> How the Grinch Stole Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, the Winter Solstice
or Your Preferred Non-Denominational, Politically Correct
December Holiday

16> If Bullshit Could Fly

15> PETA and the Wolf

14> The Leonine American, the Alternative-Religion Practitioner
and the Animal-Products-Free Wardrobe

13> Delirious George and the Stolen Election

12> The Fascist Republicans Stole My Cheese and Gave It to the
Top 1% of the Wealthy

11> Where the Wild Things Are: A Night at the Kennedy Compound

10> The Little Boy Who Cried "Imminent Threat"

9> Mister Kucinich Eats All His Spinach!

8> The Berenstain Bears Go to California for Uncle Bear's
Wedding to Life-Partner Buford Bear

7> Nancy Drew and the Disappearing Weapons of Mass Destruction

6> Al Gore's Pop-Up Book of Chads

5> You're a Neo-Nazi Skinhead, Charlie Brown!

4> One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Mercury-Poisoned Fish
Caught in an Illegal Tuna Net by an Evil Global Corporation

3> Babar Becomes a Piano!

2> George and the Giant Deficit


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Book
Written for Children of Liberals...


1> Heather Has Two Daddies, Three Mommies, Four Aunts Who Used
to Be Uncles, a Leather-Clad Grandma and Several Cousins of
Indeterminate Gender and/or Sexual Orientation

 

[DKSuddeth]

they didn't list my favorite: Dr. Suess' Horton hears a WMD

 

[winston churchi]

Originally posted by gop_jeff
I get these from a http://www.topfive.com/ mailing list.

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The Top 20 Books Written for Children of Liberals


20> Willy Wonka and the American-Job-Stealing, Child-Exploiting
Overseas Chocolate Factory

19> Father-in-a-Nontraditional-Role Goose

18> Green Eggs, Ham and Guv'mint Cheese

17> How the Grinch Stole Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, the Winter Solstice
or Your Preferred Non-Denominational, Politically Correct
December Holiday

16> If Bullshit Could Fly

15> PETA and the Wolf

14> The Leonine American, the Alternative-Religion Practitioner
and the Animal-Products-Free Wardrobe

13> Delirious George and the Stolen Election

12> The Fascist Republicans Stole My Cheese and Gave It to the
Top 1% of the Wealthy

11> Where the Wild Things Are: A Night at the Kennedy Compound

10> The Little Boy Who Cried "Imminent Threat"

9> Mister Kucinich Eats All His Spinach!

8> The Berenstain Bears Go to California for Uncle Bear's
Wedding to Life-Partner Buford Bear

7> Nancy Drew and the Disappearing Weapons of Mass Destruction

6> Al Gore's Pop-Up Book of Chads

5> You're a Neo-Nazi Skinhead, Charlie Brown!

4> One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Mercury-Poisoned Fish
Caught in an Illegal Tuna Net by an Evil Global Corporation

3> Babar Becomes a Piano!

2> George and the Giant Deficit


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Book
Written for Children of Liberals...


1> Heather Has Two Daddies, Three Mommies, Four Aunts Who Used
to Be Uncles, a Leather-Clad Grandma and Several Cousins of
Indeterminate Gender and/or Sexual Orientation

I am laughing!! I am going to read Babar becomes a piano.

 

[Hobbit]

The scary part of this is that a lot of it sounds like a less subtle version of the liberal indoctrination they gave my generation in elementary school. I had to put up with all kinds of crap about how factories were polluting the Earth and killing cute little animals, and about how racist people were because they pointed out that someone was black.