Books Written for Children of Conservatives

[5stringJeff]

The Top 20 Books Written for Children of Conservatives


20> Green Eggs and Ham, Spotted Owls and Toast

19> Bob the Nationbuilder

18> Snow White and the Dozen or So Born-Out-of-Wedlock,
Crack-Addicted, Soon-to-Be-Wards-of-the-State,
Drains-on-Society Dwarves

17> Nancy Drew Too Much Welfare So We Cut Her Off

16> Curious George and the Mean Ol' Stem-Cell Researcher

15> Global Warming, President Kerry and Other Fables From
Fantasy Land

14> Bill and the Giant Impeach

13> Tom Swift and his Amazing Outsourcing Machine

12> Shoot the Bunny

11> Profits in Courage

10> Winnie the Pooh, the Killer Grizzly Whose Head Is Now
Mounted Over a Fireplace

9> One Fish, Two Fish, My Fish, My Fish

8> How the Left Stole Christmas and Removed All Religious
Meaning From It in the Name of Inclusiveness

7> Cliffordunov, the Big Red Menace

6> Billnocchio

5> Why Al Franken Hates You and Wants to Kill Your Puppy

4> Run, Ralph, Run!

3> Heather Has Two Mommies Who Are Both Going Straight to Hell

2> The Little Hybrid Engine That Couldn't


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Book
Written for Children of Conservatives...


1> Where the Wild Things Are II: This Time, We Have Very
Credible Information

 

[winston churchi]

I am going to read your number 15 - fables from fantasy land. That should be oh so funny!!

 

[Jmarie]

I like 14 it's funny....

 

[nycflasher]

I like #2.
Though from a practical standpoint, why dis' hybrid cars?