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Does TrumpUSA make you feel jovial about commercial ideals and the diplomacy of First Lady Melania Trump?
Do you consider yourself a general 'fan' of 21st Century American ornaments?
This patriotism-vignette was inspired by True Lies.
Cheers (signing off),
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Americans love the Super Bowl [NFL] and the stories that come out of it, so when Eli Manning, QB of the NY Giants and little-brother of iconic NFL QB Peyton Manning, defeated the Goliath-QB Tom Brady and his New England Patriots in two Super Bowls, everyone was excited about 'little-brother glory' tales. That's really America --- the spirit of folklore that comes out of social activity (and democracy!). That's really why the Internet/Facebook is so popular in America --- Americans love to use networking-spirit to celebrate the 'idea' of community. You don't find that in any other country/nation.
Americans also love game-shows that celebrate the euphoria and thrill of capitalism and fortune-hunting. Game-shows such as Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, The $25,000 Pyramid, and Wheel of Fortune highlight America's love of competitive daydreams and the hunt for the proverbial American Dream itself(!). Even famous people want to be guest-competitors on iconic game-shows designed to make American entertainment feel more...community-oriented and democracy-celebratory. That's America!
My name is Ajay Satan. I'm an Algerian-American and I blog on the Internet about pornography/censorship in the modern age of media. I use images/drawings of ancient world avatars such as Medusa (snake-like demon-deity and symbol of hypnosis/obsession) and new world comic book characters such as Poison Ivy (fictional eco-terrorist and democracy-critic) to talk about the value of female characters in values/politics-incendiary tales and discussions relevant to modern topics about censorship and liberalism in media. I got a call from the CIA telling me that my blogs needed to be less 'religious' lest anti-American Internet-surfers read my blogs and think there's too much 'liberalism-flowery' for the U.S. government to be able to handle the mass traffic of pedestrianism-chatter! Nevertheless, I dress up like a vigilante and post blogs about Medusa and Playboy and Internet-monitoring of racy content and its relevance to Christianity and free-speech values. I'm an American...
I have a solid-gold laptop which I use to surf/research the Internet and make my creative blogs and sometimes short-stories about Christian values, urbanization-paranoia 'ghost-stories,' and capitalism-rhetoric relevance to democratic ideals in this age of media. Should we limit what kinds of Playboy content are available online these days? As I've been doing this for quite some time now, I started 'falling in love' with some of these provocative female characters/avatars I've been writing about --- e.g., Medusa, Isabel, Poison Ivy, Baroness, etc. Am I going insane?
Well, I'm a 'secret-admirer' of U.S. First Lady Melania Trump, because I find her ravishingly beautiful and very smart and a generally nice diplomat for American capitalism/democracy. I sent a letter to the First Lady about my short-story about two female avatars, Isabel and Poison Ivy, and their relevance to modern media/democracy ideals. I told the First Lady that I was 'falling in love' with Isabel and Poison Ivy, even though they were obviously 'heretics.' The First Lady sent me a response, "Perhaps Isabel and Poison Ivy are like 'Bond-girls' (you know, from the James Bond British intelligence/spy films?) and you feel like a 'patriotic messenger' of democracy-labyrinths (similar to James Bond!) and you're becoming fascinated/entranced by these women's symbolism!" I think the First Lady was correct...at least about Isabel.
However, I wondered if the First Lady was accurate about my fascination with Poison Ivy. Isabel was a woman who represented humanity's fascination with war and governance, but Poison Ivy was a critic of democracy and therefore a 'priestess' of American critique. Because Poison Ivy (DC Comics) is a (fictional) female eco-terrorist, I started wondering if the real reason I was becoming 'obsessed' with her was because I was thinking to 'deeply' about sociopolitical ramifications of anti-democratic sentiments being vocalized under the 'veil' or 'umbrella' of American free-speech values. Was I allowing Poison Ivy to rule my mind, simply because I was a democracy-student?
I love comic books, and the fictional Marvel Comics super-villain Video-Man (a mutant created in computer networks and therefore comprised entirely of bytes and electric-energy) who represents modernism paranoia regarding the 'aesthetics' of metropolitan bureaucracy and computer-age vanities obviously is a diplomat of American ideals/values, albeit as a proverbial 'Devil's Advocate.' What would Video-Man say about my fascination with Isabel and Poison Ivy gained from my Internet-activities/blogs about democracy and free-speech in this age of media (and computers!)? Was Video-Man my 'priest'? Why do we Americans love fairy-tales?
Of course, ever since I was a kid, I loved collecting two things --- baseball cards and water guns. Both of these consumerism-ornaments remind us everyday Americans of the spirited idealism behind capitalism and social activity/play. After all, we Americans celebrate kids' programs such as Sesame Street and publications such as Highlights Magazine for Children and Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, so should I think of my love of baseball cards and water guns in terms of a youthful perspective on American consumerism itself? Isabel and Poison Ivy continued to haunt me...
Americans are fans of media and Hollywood, and movie-stars are new age 'priests.' They may abuse their spotlight but more or less they offer us stories/movies about American culture and psychology...and daydreams. I started thinking about First Lady Melania Trump's comment that Isabel and Poison Ivy had entranced me because they were like Bond-girls and I was like James Bond himself! Was I? I'm not really a fan of James Bond and prefer Tom Cruise's Mission: Impossible spy films and Tom Hanks' thoughtful espionage film Bridge of Spies. Was America turning me into a...'cool customer'?
I decided to play the stocks on Wall Street and invested $1 million (I'm an Algerian prince-heir) in Ford Motor Company in 2009 when it was valued at just $1/share. In just one year, Ford shares rocketed to $15/share(!), perhaps because of the appeal of its new eco-hybrid vehicles (e.g., Ford Escape). I gained $14 million in profits. I cashed out of Wall Street and purchased a gold hotel room in Switzerland for my 34th birthday. I brought my gold laptop with me and decided to log onto a Playboy website and post comments about the ethics of pornography on the Internet (just like I used to before I struck it rich on Wall Street). This was my 'lifestyle-reward' for my 'Internet-priesthood.' I had indeed become a 'cool customer.'
I ordered NFL games in my hotel TV room and watched beautiful American cheerleaders cheering on their professional football teams/athletes in terrific nationally-televised games. I watched these games/cheerleaders from my hotel room in Switzerland. I realized I was 'spiritually-grateful' for the modern social/global access to media/TV made possible because of networking/cable/wireless technologies. I even downloaded the NFL film Any Given Sunday on Netflix right onto my favorite gold laptop. Perhaps Isabel and Poison Ivy had haunted me for so long since I had become a 'cool customer' of modern American vanities. I wondered if 21st Century America ('TrumpUSA') was a 'beacon' of patriotic capitalism hyperbole. Were Isabel and Poison Ivy my 'Bond-girls' (just as the First Lady suggested)?
Of course, America is full of vice and sin. There's toxic waste mismanagement, media-scandals, racism, political corruption, drug-abuse, evil cops, and terrible serial-killers. After 9/11, we all realized America was criticized by peoples/groups around the world. As I sat in my gold Swiss hotel room blogging about Isabel and Poison Ivy and free-speech in modern Internet, I realized I was not a vigilante but rather a 'creature.' What would Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise say?
DONALD: Why're you so fixated on this Ajay Satan fellow?
MELANIA: He profited $14 million on Wall Street and left for Switzerland!
DONALD: Well, good for him...
MELANIA: Yes, but he's like the opposite of the Unabomber.
DONALD: What do you mean, Melania?
MELANIA: Ajay was a blogger about censorship intrigue in Internet.
DONALD: So?
MELANIA: He sincerely cared about the intellectualism behind TrumpUSA.
DONALD: Since I was a casino-mogul, people refer to TrumpUSA as a 'circus.'
MELANIA: No; that's not what Ajay was saying; he really cared about Internet!
DONALD: Well, hopefully there will be fewer and fewer Unabombers out there.
MELANIA: Maybe Ajay was the 'real-life James Bond.'
DONALD: Maybe we've been watching too many Mission: Impossible films!
MELANIA: In any case, I feel 'good' about American media 'sexy-smartness.'
DONALD: That's not thanks to Ajay; that's thanks to Edward Murrow and Bill Gates.
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Do you consider yourself a general 'fan' of 21st Century American ornaments?
This patriotism-vignette was inspired by True Lies.
Cheers (signing off),
====
Americans love the Super Bowl [NFL] and the stories that come out of it, so when Eli Manning, QB of the NY Giants and little-brother of iconic NFL QB Peyton Manning, defeated the Goliath-QB Tom Brady and his New England Patriots in two Super Bowls, everyone was excited about 'little-brother glory' tales. That's really America --- the spirit of folklore that comes out of social activity (and democracy!). That's really why the Internet/Facebook is so popular in America --- Americans love to use networking-spirit to celebrate the 'idea' of community. You don't find that in any other country/nation.
Americans also love game-shows that celebrate the euphoria and thrill of capitalism and fortune-hunting. Game-shows such as Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, The $25,000 Pyramid, and Wheel of Fortune highlight America's love of competitive daydreams and the hunt for the proverbial American Dream itself(!). Even famous people want to be guest-competitors on iconic game-shows designed to make American entertainment feel more...community-oriented and democracy-celebratory. That's America!
My name is Ajay Satan. I'm an Algerian-American and I blog on the Internet about pornography/censorship in the modern age of media. I use images/drawings of ancient world avatars such as Medusa (snake-like demon-deity and symbol of hypnosis/obsession) and new world comic book characters such as Poison Ivy (fictional eco-terrorist and democracy-critic) to talk about the value of female characters in values/politics-incendiary tales and discussions relevant to modern topics about censorship and liberalism in media. I got a call from the CIA telling me that my blogs needed to be less 'religious' lest anti-American Internet-surfers read my blogs and think there's too much 'liberalism-flowery' for the U.S. government to be able to handle the mass traffic of pedestrianism-chatter! Nevertheless, I dress up like a vigilante and post blogs about Medusa and Playboy and Internet-monitoring of racy content and its relevance to Christianity and free-speech values. I'm an American...
I have a solid-gold laptop which I use to surf/research the Internet and make my creative blogs and sometimes short-stories about Christian values, urbanization-paranoia 'ghost-stories,' and capitalism-rhetoric relevance to democratic ideals in this age of media. Should we limit what kinds of Playboy content are available online these days? As I've been doing this for quite some time now, I started 'falling in love' with some of these provocative female characters/avatars I've been writing about --- e.g., Medusa, Isabel, Poison Ivy, Baroness, etc. Am I going insane?
Well, I'm a 'secret-admirer' of U.S. First Lady Melania Trump, because I find her ravishingly beautiful and very smart and a generally nice diplomat for American capitalism/democracy. I sent a letter to the First Lady about my short-story about two female avatars, Isabel and Poison Ivy, and their relevance to modern media/democracy ideals. I told the First Lady that I was 'falling in love' with Isabel and Poison Ivy, even though they were obviously 'heretics.' The First Lady sent me a response, "Perhaps Isabel and Poison Ivy are like 'Bond-girls' (you know, from the James Bond British intelligence/spy films?) and you feel like a 'patriotic messenger' of democracy-labyrinths (similar to James Bond!) and you're becoming fascinated/entranced by these women's symbolism!" I think the First Lady was correct...at least about Isabel.
However, I wondered if the First Lady was accurate about my fascination with Poison Ivy. Isabel was a woman who represented humanity's fascination with war and governance, but Poison Ivy was a critic of democracy and therefore a 'priestess' of American critique. Because Poison Ivy (DC Comics) is a (fictional) female eco-terrorist, I started wondering if the real reason I was becoming 'obsessed' with her was because I was thinking to 'deeply' about sociopolitical ramifications of anti-democratic sentiments being vocalized under the 'veil' or 'umbrella' of American free-speech values. Was I allowing Poison Ivy to rule my mind, simply because I was a democracy-student?
I love comic books, and the fictional Marvel Comics super-villain Video-Man (a mutant created in computer networks and therefore comprised entirely of bytes and electric-energy) who represents modernism paranoia regarding the 'aesthetics' of metropolitan bureaucracy and computer-age vanities obviously is a diplomat of American ideals/values, albeit as a proverbial 'Devil's Advocate.' What would Video-Man say about my fascination with Isabel and Poison Ivy gained from my Internet-activities/blogs about democracy and free-speech in this age of media (and computers!)? Was Video-Man my 'priest'? Why do we Americans love fairy-tales?
Of course, ever since I was a kid, I loved collecting two things --- baseball cards and water guns. Both of these consumerism-ornaments remind us everyday Americans of the spirited idealism behind capitalism and social activity/play. After all, we Americans celebrate kids' programs such as Sesame Street and publications such as Highlights Magazine for Children and Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, so should I think of my love of baseball cards and water guns in terms of a youthful perspective on American consumerism itself? Isabel and Poison Ivy continued to haunt me...
Americans are fans of media and Hollywood, and movie-stars are new age 'priests.' They may abuse their spotlight but more or less they offer us stories/movies about American culture and psychology...and daydreams. I started thinking about First Lady Melania Trump's comment that Isabel and Poison Ivy had entranced me because they were like Bond-girls and I was like James Bond himself! Was I? I'm not really a fan of James Bond and prefer Tom Cruise's Mission: Impossible spy films and Tom Hanks' thoughtful espionage film Bridge of Spies. Was America turning me into a...'cool customer'?
I decided to play the stocks on Wall Street and invested $1 million (I'm an Algerian prince-heir) in Ford Motor Company in 2009 when it was valued at just $1/share. In just one year, Ford shares rocketed to $15/share(!), perhaps because of the appeal of its new eco-hybrid vehicles (e.g., Ford Escape). I gained $14 million in profits. I cashed out of Wall Street and purchased a gold hotel room in Switzerland for my 34th birthday. I brought my gold laptop with me and decided to log onto a Playboy website and post comments about the ethics of pornography on the Internet (just like I used to before I struck it rich on Wall Street). This was my 'lifestyle-reward' for my 'Internet-priesthood.' I had indeed become a 'cool customer.'
I ordered NFL games in my hotel TV room and watched beautiful American cheerleaders cheering on their professional football teams/athletes in terrific nationally-televised games. I watched these games/cheerleaders from my hotel room in Switzerland. I realized I was 'spiritually-grateful' for the modern social/global access to media/TV made possible because of networking/cable/wireless technologies. I even downloaded the NFL film Any Given Sunday on Netflix right onto my favorite gold laptop. Perhaps Isabel and Poison Ivy had haunted me for so long since I had become a 'cool customer' of modern American vanities. I wondered if 21st Century America ('TrumpUSA') was a 'beacon' of patriotic capitalism hyperbole. Were Isabel and Poison Ivy my 'Bond-girls' (just as the First Lady suggested)?
Of course, America is full of vice and sin. There's toxic waste mismanagement, media-scandals, racism, political corruption, drug-abuse, evil cops, and terrible serial-killers. After 9/11, we all realized America was criticized by peoples/groups around the world. As I sat in my gold Swiss hotel room blogging about Isabel and Poison Ivy and free-speech in modern Internet, I realized I was not a vigilante but rather a 'creature.' What would Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise say?
DONALD: Why're you so fixated on this Ajay Satan fellow?
MELANIA: He profited $14 million on Wall Street and left for Switzerland!
DONALD: Well, good for him...
MELANIA: Yes, but he's like the opposite of the Unabomber.
DONALD: What do you mean, Melania?
MELANIA: Ajay was a blogger about censorship intrigue in Internet.
DONALD: So?
MELANIA: He sincerely cared about the intellectualism behind TrumpUSA.
DONALD: Since I was a casino-mogul, people refer to TrumpUSA as a 'circus.'
MELANIA: No; that's not what Ajay was saying; he really cared about Internet!
DONALD: Well, hopefully there will be fewer and fewer Unabombers out there.
MELANIA: Maybe Ajay was the 'real-life James Bond.'
DONALD: Maybe we've been watching too many Mission: Impossible films!
MELANIA: In any case, I feel 'good' about American media 'sexy-smartness.'
DONALD: That's not thanks to Ajay; that's thanks to Edward Murrow and Bill Gates.
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