Bloomberg's The Circus Recap Episode

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All the way back to the beginning.

Looking back, Jeb Bush never had a chance.

Chris Christie never had a chance.

Marco Rubio never had a chance.

John Kasich never had a chance.

These men aren't "Presidential" -- in other words, you can't imagine them being Presidents -- even Jeb, who is related to men who barely made it as "Presidential" until really bad things happened and they met the challenge.

Chris Christie is just too fat, he looks like he must weigh 300 pounds, and the fat goes along with the image of New Jersey corruption that started with the "Bridgegate scandal." Nice bridge there pal, wouldn't want a traffic jam to happen on it...

Marco Rubio talks and looks like a little girl. And not in a cute, anime way, but in a creepy hentai way.

John Kasich is a nice guy, but you know what they say about nice guys.

OK, I'll say it, nice guys finish last.

Ted Cruz, not a nice guy. He's got a reputation that's beginning to look like Richard Nixon, but Nixon won, twice. Keeping the job will be the problem if all that fast and loose playing follows him to the White House.

But Ted Cruz is the only thing standing between us and Donald Trump and World War III. I voted for him, and I'll vote for him again in November if he wins the nomination, and I think he will.

So we're going to have to vote for Ted Cruz or we'll end up with Hillary Clinton as President.

And impeachment is almost certain if Hillary is elected, because she's already got a whopper of a national security scandal going that makes Watergate look like a toilet paper party on Halloween night. We can't have a U.S. President who thinks she can run national security documents on her personal email server where Putin and whoever the hell is in charge of China can take a look-see.

 

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Hillary Clinton has the old lady lesbian vote locked.

 

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"If a bank is too big too big to fail, it is too big to exist."

"The United States government represents all of us, not just a handful of billionaires."

OMG, I actually find myself agreeing with Bernie Sanders. TWICE.

I was so Goddamn pissed during our Christmas party that year when my boss said the banks were "too big to fail." She was just parroting the then Bush line -- he's the one who actually did the bail-out.

I lost my business during the crash -- where was my Goddamn bailout.

Fucking banks.

 

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That bailout destroyed the Republican brand and led to the election of Obama in 2008. When McCain stopped campaigning to assist in the bail-out, that's when his numbers tanked. No one ever forgave him.

 

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Bernie Sander's wife Jane Sanders is half his age and does NOT look like a typical First Lady. She looks like a real person, and she wears sweaters and pants rather than the typical First Lady outfit.

I'm not voting for Bernie but I do like the man and his wife.

 

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The way she looks at him is adorable. I do love them as people, even though they're Vermont socialists. If the choice was between Bernie and Hillary, I would vote for Bernie. The Clintons are chaotic evil and Bernie is chaotic good.

 

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Trump: "The media are the worst people EVER!!!"

Right, blame the media asshole for your backasswards performance in New Hampshire. You came in second, so yes, you LOST.

 

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Jeb Bush suspends his campaign after his defeat in South Carolina. Everyone said he had to win there because that was a Bush-friendly state.

Well, it wasn't.

 

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In Trump rally they're escorting someone out. Trump's saying he'd like to punch someone in face, and the protester should be carried out in a stretcher. Later we saw Trump's people start following his advice and actually start punching people.

This is one of 1000 reasons that have caused me to join the Never Trump Movement. See my other thread here:

Never Trump Movement is a Surprisingly Bipartisan Movement

 

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Trayvon Martin's Mama comes out for Hillary in South Carolina.

Way to lock in the anti-law and order vote, bitch.

 

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Hillary sounds like a screeching banshee.

Little children would run and hide she's so scary.

 

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Marco Rubio attacks Trump for having "small hands", self-destructs.

What a dumbshit.

Chris Christie endorses Trump

What a fathead moron.

 

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No cop in his right mind would vote for Hillary.