Blonde joke

[AtlantaWalter]

BLONDE COP

A female blonde was speeding down the road in her little red sportscar and was pulled over by a woman cop who was also
blonde.

The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.

The driver dug through her purse and was getting
progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she asked.

The cop replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."


The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the cop.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde cop looked at the mirror, then handed it back
saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop also"

 

[Said1]

How can you tell a blonde had been using a computer?


There's liquid paper on the screen

 

[Joz]

A blonde in a Las Vegas casino goes up to the coke machine. She puts in some quarters and gets a can of coke, puts in more quarters and gets another, then a third, then a fourth.

By now she's having difficulty with her burden. While she's fumbling around for more quarters, the guy who's been waiting patiently behind her in line finally gets exasperated and asks, "Lady, are you about done?'

She looks at him increduously, and says:

'DUH! I'M WINNING!"

 

[musicman]

A blonde, tired of hearing all the blonde jokes, decides to dye her hair red. She loves her new look, and she's feeling smarter by the minute. She decides to go for a nice drive in the country to relax and bask in her new smartness.

As she's driving along, she passes a sheep pasture. She has a brainstorm. She pulls into the driveway, and walks up to the owner. She says, "I've got a proposition for you. If I can tell you exactly how many sheep there are in your flock, can I have one?" He figures, "Hell, what are the odds?" and says, "Okay."

She looks at the sheep for a long moment, and says, "One hundred fifty-seven." The farmer says," I'll be damned. Well, a deal's a deal. Go ahead and pick your animal."

She does, and puts it on her front seat. The man says,"Now, I've got a proposition for you. If I can tell you your original hair color, can I have my dog back?"

 

[Johnney]

Originally posted by musicman
A blonde, tired of hearing all the blonde jokes, decides to dye her hair red. She loves her new look, and she's feeling smarter by the minute. She decides to go for a nice drive in the country to relax and bask in her new smartness.

As she's driving along, she passes a sheep pasture. She has a brainstorm. She pulls into the driveway, and walks up to the owner. She says, "I've got a proposition for you. If I can tell you exactly how many sheep there are in your flock, can I have one?" He figures, "Hell, what are the odds?" and says, "Okay."

She looks at the sheep for a long moment, and says, "One hundred fifty-seven." The farmer says," I'll be damned. Well, a deal's a deal. Go ahead and pick your animal."

She does, and puts it on her front seat. The man says,"Now, I've got a proposition for you. If I can tell you your original hair color, can I have my dog back?"

LOL oh shit