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That says something about a person.. putting Jesus in the same sentence as the F word
You yourself appear to be on your way to Hell (not saying that just bc I don't like your politics either, but because.. See first part of my post here
You yourself appear to be on your way to Hell (not saying that just bc I don't like your politics either, but because.. See first part of my post here
How about you try to give Jesus a million dollars?You would normally be correct about me going to Hell for saying that Jesus would say Fuk
But with 74 million Trump voters headed for Hell, there will be plenty of room for me
How about you try to give Jesus a million dollars?
lol
He would prefer you give him your sins.. and then renounce them forever so you can be with Him forever.A million dollars?
I would buy Jesus a beer!
He would prefer you give him your sins.. and then renounce them forever so you can be with Him forever.
maybe. Butmost people drinking beer tend to not think of such things, depending on how much they have imbibed.You can confess a lot of sins while drinking beer
Yes, I am sure you are correct.. that God allows non-repentant womanizer/rapist/country-destoyers who murder helpless children into Heaven before He would let in repentant, pro-life -- and DID something about it ) [ ended legal child murder at the federal level]) -- peopleObama, Hillary Clinton and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, “Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned and what you believe in.”
God asks Obama first: “What do you believe?”
Obama thinks long and hard, looks God straight in the eye, and says, “I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen.”
God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Obama, and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Clinton and says, “And what do you believe?”
Clinton ponders for a while and then says, “I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. Like Obama I believe in hard work. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I’ve always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American.”
God is greatly moved by Clinton’s eloquence, and he offers her a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Trump and says, “And you, Donald, what do you believe?”
Trump replies, “I believe you’re in my seat.”
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replied, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
A million dollars?
I would buy Jesus a beer!
And timing.You need to work on your punch lines
Conservatives have a much better concept of humor than liberals. Liberals shut down comedians because they are politically incorrect.MAGA thinks slipping on a banana peel or pie in the face is funny
They really don’t have much of a concept of humor
Conservatives have a much better concept of humor than liberals. Liberals shut down comedians because they are politically incorrect.
Liberals, where is your sense of humor? - The Independent | News Events Opinion More
When the Bee responded to CNN with “CNN Attacks Babylon Bee: ‘The internet is only big enough for one fake news site’,” liberals lost their sense of humor.suindependent.com
/----/ Sure thing, Spanky.OK
Name a Conservative Comedian