Biden To Show He Is Full Of Vim and Vigor

[Independent thinker]

Dems plan on spending 25 million on an ad campaign showing how full of vim and vigor Biden is and that his age isn't a factor, while acknowledging the reason for doing it is because he isn't. Part of the ad campaign will also be about convincing the 70% of Americans who think the country is going in the wrong direction that we actually are going in the right direction, despite what they pay for groceries. So, I guess this means they will be keeping Biden in the basement as much as possible while putting out ads showing that Biden is as fit as Putin. I wonder if the ads will show Biden shirtless riding a white horse and lifting weights.

As Democratic Jitters Grow, Biden Campaign Tries to Showcase His Vigor

WASHINGTON — With stubbornly subterranean approval numbers, President Joe Biden is taking early steps to shore up his reelection candidacy with a multipronged strategy that includes a costly advertising campaign and leveraging the powers of the bully pulpit. During his recent trip to India and...

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[Auld Phart]

Elementary schools are nervous.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Gonna take a lot of drugs to pull that off

 

[Harpy Eagle]

Some how this is the best America can do...

 

[postman]

Some how this is the best America can do...
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One solution

Hunter Biden for President.

He can run on the slogan, that he's younger, and facing fewer indictments than the other guy.

 

[ozro]

So it's nice that he is getting a public testimonial....he will still have to see the wizard to get a heart.

 

[Mashmont]

Dems plan on spending 25 million on an ad campaign showing how full of vim and vigor Biden is and that his age isn't a factor, while acknowledging the reason for doing it is because he isn't. Part of the ad campaign will also be about convincing the 70% of Americans who think the country is going in the wrong direction that we actually are going in the right direction, despite what they pay for groceries. So, I guess this means they will be keeping Biden in the basement as much as possible while putting out ads showing that Biden is as fit as Putin. I wonder if the ads will show Biden shirtless riding a white horse and lifting weights.

As Democratic Jitters Grow, Biden Campaign Tries to Showcase His Vigor

WASHINGTON — With stubbornly subterranean approval numbers, President Joe Biden is taking early steps to shore up his reelection candidacy with a multipronged strategy that includes a costly advertising campaign and leveraging the powers of the bully pulpit. During his recent trip to India and...

www.yahoo.com

I think they'll say he fell down only once last week instead of the usual two or three times.

 

[task0778]

So it's nice that he is getting a public testimonial....he will still have to see the wizard to get a heart.

And a brain.