Biden Puts 8,000 Troops On Alert In Case Peter Doocy Retaliates

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Biden Puts 8,000 Troops On Alert In Case Peter Doocy Retaliates​

Biden Puts 8,000 Troops On Alert In Case Peter Doocy Retaliates

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Pentagon officials have confirmed that Biden placed 8,000 troops on high alert to protect the White House in case Fox News reporter Peter Doocy retaliates for Biden insulting him in a press conference yesterday.

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Pentagon officials have confirmed that Biden placed 8,000 troops on high alert to protect the White House in case Fox News reporter Peter Doocy retaliates for Biden insulting him in a press conference yesterday.
"Listen, man, I want those troops armed and ready to go! I've awoken a sleeping giant here!" yelled Biden to General Milley, who was at the salon getting his nails done. "That Doocy guy is no joke! He could be plotting his revenge right now! I called him a 'stupid sonofab**ch' and I've droned people for lesser insults! Get those troops ready NOW! And bring me some ice cream! I haven't had any in over 30 minutes!"
Milley quickly made a phone call to get his troops mobilized. He then made another call to give Peter Doocy a heads up.
"I'm not planning any retaliation, that Biden guy is crazy!" said Doocy in a statement. "Or... am I?" Doocy's lips then curled upward in an evil right-wing smile.
The State Department informed Ukraine their military protection may have to wait until the Doocy threat has passed.

Commentary:

They've already prepared the surrender documents. We will give them anything they want, and more.
Biden has really thought this one out ... the Russians have 150,000 soldiers surrounding the Ukraine plus several thousand hypersonic missiles and Joey wants to send just over a Brigade of soldiers to overwhelm the Russians.

 

[Otis Mayfield]

A more accurate source that 99% of the crap you post.

 

[evenflow1969]

Biden Puts 8,000 Troops On Alert In Case Peter Doocy Retaliates​

Biden Puts 8,000 Troops On Alert In Case Peter Doocy Retaliates

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Pentagon officials have confirmed that Biden placed 8,000 troops on high alert to protect the White House in case Fox News reporter Peter Doocy retaliates for Biden insulting him in a press conference yesterday.

babylonbee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Pentagon officials have confirmed that Biden placed 8,000 troops on high alert to protect the White House in case Fox News reporter Peter Doocy retaliates for Biden insulting him in a press conference yesterday.
"Listen, man, I want those troops armed and ready to go! I've awoken a sleeping giant here!" yelled Biden to General Milley, who was at the salon getting his nails done. "That Doocy guy is no joke! He could be plotting his revenge right now! I called him a 'stupid sonofab**ch' and I've droned people for lesser insults! Get those troops ready NOW! And bring me some ice cream! I haven't had any in over 30 minutes!"
Milley quickly made a phone call to get his troops mobilized. He then made another call to give Peter Doocy a heads up.
"I'm not planning any retaliation, that Biden guy is crazy!" said Doocy in a statement. "Or... am I?" Doocy's lips then curled upward in an evil right-wing smile.
The State Department informed Ukraine their military protection may have to wait until the Doocy threat has passed.

Commentary:

They've already prepared the surrender documents. We will give them anything they want, and more.
Biden has really thought this one out ... the Russians have 150,000 soldiers surrounding the Ukraine plus several thousand hypersonic missiles and Joey wants to send just over a Brigade of soldiers to overwhelm the Russians.

Lol, Babylon bee hilarious

 

[Calypso Jones]

Now that is an epic post title. LOLOLOL

 

[Calypso Jones]

 

[miketx]

Is this true?

 

[Calypso Jones]

It's what Joe says. but then.....Joe has dementia.

 

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Joey Xi is as confused as ever....
All you have to do is listen to his gibberish the last two days in Poland. White House spokesman have had to scurry to covers his gaffes.

 

[Calypso Jones]

The guy is dangerous.

After Biden told our troops they were going into Ukraine, hinted that we may use chemical weapons, and seemed to call for regime change in Russia, the 25th amendment was trending on Twitter.

 

[Calypso Jones]

One of these things is not like the other. Can you spot the difference?