Well I never worked for a boss or owned an alarm clock.
What the **** does that even
mean?
That a boss and alarm clock were never a part of my life. What the **** do you think it means?
In Ebonics. Me never had da work for da man dat keep us downs like slaves in alabammy.
Me never hads ta wake up with da rooster at sunups in da mornin.
What you honky assed be askin be about my shit fors brudda
Ah, I
get it now.
You're a ******* moron. Apologies for not pegging you for it earlier.
Was that a folksy, brain dead way of saying you've always worked for yourself? My English to moron translator is on the fritz...
Help me out, **** nugget.
Well welcome to the party I thought I'd have to spell it out for you.
Oh, I comprehend the gist now. Business owner. Got it. It's your folksy, superficial hayseed prose in describing it that's super cringy.
So, you've got nothing more to say about bragging about not 'owning an alarm clock'? I don't know
anyone that doesn't own an alarm clock, business owner or crackhead, you ******* weirdo.
I guess that proclamation, that I find profoundly
stupid, BTW, can smacks of an arrogant, yet politically ignorant Cult45 fuckwit troll. You've owned an alarm clock at some point in your miserable life.
Rational Americans own alarm clocks because our own biological clocks are, shall we say, unreliable. Simple cause and effect, which was
solved by science in 1787, namely, the tech necessary to wake up said biological clock with a revolutionary electronic device called an '
alarm clock'.
But apparently,
you don't
need one, amirite?,

It's probably because you're:
- part rooster
- An Android
- A Cult45 troll
How
close am I, **** nugget?