armed with a machete, Florida man is arrested after allegedly robbing a gas station completely naked trying to steal another man's clothes

[basquebromance]

my turn to say: video or it didn't happen! wish i was there!

Naked Florida man with machete accused of trying to steal another man's clothes

A naked Florida man who was armed with a machete when he allegedly tried to steal another man's clothes was arrested Monday morning at a DeLand gas station, according to the Volusia Sheriff's Office.

www.fox10phoenix.com

 

[Moonglow]

They were filming a Terminator prequel.

 

[basquebromance]

They were filming a Terminator prequel.

go find me the video. do something useful instead of cracking jokes for once

 

[1srelluc]

They were filming a Terminator prequel.

Terminator don't need no stinkin' machete.

 

[Moonglow]

go find me the video. do something useful instead of cracking jokes for once

I can't, I'm tired.

 

[1srelluc]

I can't, I'm tired.

It's got so half the OP's posts are only good to shit-post in. Too worried about being "firstest with the leastest" to bother with hunting down the video before posting.

 

[Circe]

my turn to say: video or it didn't happen! wish i was there!

Naked Florida man with machete accused of trying to steal another man's clothes

A naked Florida man who was armed with a machete when he allegedly tried to steal another man's clothes was arrested Monday morning at a DeLand gas station, according to the Volusia Sheriff's Office.

www.fox10phoenix.com

 

[basquebromance]

I can't, I'm tired.

how many times i've been told that when i ask "men" to do "stuff"

 

[basquebromance]

there are pictures in the link i posted...click on it and go right ahead

 

[konradv]

my turn to say: video or it didn't happen! wish i was there!

Naked Florida man with machete accused of trying to steal another man's clothes

A naked Florida man who was armed with a machete when he allegedly tried to steal another man's clothes was arrested Monday morning at a DeLand gas station, according to the Volusia Sheriff's Office.

www.fox10phoenix.com

Was he orange?

 

[Moonglow]

It's got so half the OP's posts are only good to shit-post in. Too worried about being "firstest with the leastest" to bother with hunting down the video before posting.

It's like he sprays the board with explosive diarrhea threads.

 

[Moonglow]

how many times i've been told that when i ask "men" to do "stuff"

At least we don't have headaches.

 

[basquebromance]

It's like he sprays the board with explosive diarrhea threads.

i'm the king of original content, bro...that's why folks like TNHarley and Godboy worship my feet and pepper me with likes!

 

[1srelluc]

how many times i've been told that when i ask "men" to do "stuff"

Your post is just another example how men do things better.

Took me all of five seconds to find it.

 

[whitehall]

Bad to the bone.

 

[evenflow1969]

my turn to say: video or it didn't happen! wish i was there!

Naked Florida man with machete accused of trying to steal another man's clothes

A naked Florida man who was armed with a machete when he allegedly tried to steal another man's clothes was arrested Monday morning at a DeLand gas station, according to the Volusia Sheriff's Office.

www.fox10phoenix.com

Lol, Florida man be fn crazy. Whole youtube channel devoted to Florida man

 

[Muhammed]

Probably on another meth binge. The article says he did the same thing last year.