Florida man tries to disguise himself as the Sun to escape the police after robbing a house

[ScienceRocks]

Florida man tries to disguise himself as the Sun to escape the police after robbing a house



He’s not the brightest star in the Solar System.

Brett Eric Drachenburg, 51, is accused of stealing a towel, then trying to disguise himself as “The Sun,” the Northwest Florida Daily News reported.
Drachenburg allegedly entered a private home in Walton County, Fla. and proceeded to steal a towel. According to an arrest report obtained by The Huffington Post, Drachenburg “did unlawfully deprive the owner of the use of the towel.”
When deputies were investigating the incident, Drachenburg was “disguising himself as ‘The Sun’ with the intent to obstruct the due execution of law.”
The report does not specify how Drachenburg attempted to pull off such a deception.
Additionally, it is unclear whether or not the man was trying to pass as the actual sun, or as a copy of a publication, such as the Sun Sentinel, which might be referred to as “The Sun.”

lol

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

A towel is not much, but he wanted to add it to his collection of towels taken from motels he has stayed at.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

At least, he won't be burglarizing homes at night.

 

[Yarddog]

At least, he won't be burglarizing homes at night.

What would stop him from disguising himself as the moon?

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

At least, he won't be burglarizing homes at night.

What would stop him from disguising himself as the moon?

He could learn from Tom Cullen.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

He probably spent a lot of time staring at the sun figuring out how to look like it, and that's why he couldn't find anything else to steal but a towel.

 

[TNHarley]

he thinks he is the sun? Must be a Democrat
Mattie will vote for him in 2020

 

[Conservative65]

he thinks he is the sun? Must be a Democrat
Mattie will vote for him in 2020

Democrats should have no problem with agreeing that he is the sun if he thinks so. They believe someone born a male can be female because he feels like it.