Are You a Groomer? Take the Test

[Weatherman2020]

Oh no! Everyone's calling everyone else "groomer" and now we're all confused! Are you a groomer? Is your neighbor a groomer? Let the experts at The Babylon Bee help you sort it out. Here are all the warning signs you may be a groomer:

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1. Do you talk about sex with 5-year-olds behind their parents' back?

2. Do you begin sentences with, "Don't tell your parents, but..."

3. Do you encourage kids to cut off their sex organs?

4. Are you a Disney Executive?

5. Did you quit your teaching job after they passed the Parental Rights Act in Florida?

6. Does taking other people's kids to a drag show and calling it a "field trip" seem ok to you?

7. Are you now, or have you ever been, a politician?

8. Have you ever helped a child acquire sex hormones without their parent's knowledge?

9. Does David French think you're a "blessing of liberty?"

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Tally up your number of "Yes" answers and consult this chart:

1-2: Oh no! You're a groomer!

3-4: Wow. Definitely a groomer.

5-6: Yep, still groomer.

7-8: There's a Law & Order SVU episode with your name on it.

9: Ok, we're calling the police.

Are You A Groomer? 9 Things To Look For

Oh no! Everyone's calling everyone else "groomer" and now we're all confused! Are you a groomer? Is your neighbor a groomer? Let the experts at The Babylon Bee help you sort it out. Here are all the warning signs you may be a groomer:

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[Flash]

 

[JoeMoma]

I'm not much of a groomer. I look and smell like a homeless person. I'm hoping to go on tour with Boxcar Willie.

 

[occupied]

What are you if you beat someone who calls you a pedophile half-to-death?

 

[wamose]

What are you if you beat someone who calls you a pedophile half-to-death?

Dreaming.

 

[bluzman61]

And here I thought this thread was going to be about dog grooming.........

 

[fncceo]

Are You a Groomer?​

As a matter of fact, yes.

 

[two_iron]

I may be a little too cuddly with our new puppy..... but I'm not a groomer.

All groomers should be introduced to this:

 

[Augustine_]

What are you if you beat someone who calls you a pedophile half-to-death?

They're all Q now

 

[occupied]

Dreaming.

You have no idea. You know that big bearded lumber-jack looking man you would never disrespect to his face? That's me. I'm usually pretty easy going but on this point I would whip somebody's ass or die trying. Careful how you fling around these instantly infuriating accusations.

 

[theHawk]

What are you if you beat someone who calls you a pedophile half-to-death?

Something you want to confess to?

 

[Weatherman2020]

What are you if you beat someone who calls you a pedophile half-to-death?

Did you score less than 8?

 

[occupied]

Something you want to confess to?

Nope. My conscience is clear, what about you? What is your guilty little secret? Did you tear the tag off your mattress?

 

[two_iron]

You have no idea. You know that big bearded lumber-jack looking man you would never disrespect to his face? That's me. I'm usually pretty easy going but on this point I would whip somebody's ass or die trying. Careful how you fling around these instantly infuriating accusations.

Pretend lumberjacks are faggots. You're not gonna do shit queer mother fucker.

 

[Manonthestreet]

 

[wamose]

Pretend lumberjacks are faggots. You're not gonna do shit queer mother fucker.

Thanks for saying that for me two iron. I didn't want to get into any bullshit tough guy talk with this dweeb.

 

[DukeU]

What are you if you beat someone who calls you a pedophile half-to-death?

Violent groomer with a rap sheet.

 

[Moonglow]

Sounds like jesus Christ.

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And Trump gave out trillions in PPP loans and forgave them, even to the wealthy.

 

[two_iron]

Thanks for saying that for me two iron. I didn't want to get into any bullshit tough guy talk with this dweeb.

You don't need to engage with filth like that.

 

[eagle1462010]

So perverts trying to brain wash 5 year olds is now called GROOMERS...........hmmm

And the left are OFFENDED AGAIN.

Simple question..........When are these LUNATIC LEFTISTS NOT OFFENDED?