Are you a freak?

[strollingbones]

thanks douger.....its like 7 am here...thanks.....i have 'heard' of it

 

[Douger]

thanks douger.....its like 7 am here...thanks.....i have 'heard' of it

There is a key to life. " Tastes like chicken"

 

[High_Gravity]

8.5...

I don't do gay or S&M or female toys used on me..

I used to work in a sex toy shop when I was 20 and I had some pretty odd proposals - some of which I just couldn't turn down.

Lets just say MILF's liked to shop there...

Good times...

Oh and the best part is I got fired for not being gay and being with my two female co workers.

I swear on everything the manager hired me because allegedly she thought I was "gay" and she needed to let me go because I was fucking both the chicks that I was working with.

Oh and she fired me over the phone - she called me..

If that was now that would be a total discrimination lawsuit, probably even then. But I was just like "finally a break" and "fuck that place" hahaha...

She was just pissed because I was screwing employees and customers.

Back then my life was like the move "lover boy" with Patrick Dempsey...

That sounds like a hell of a job.

 

[High_Gravity]

There is some pretty wacky stuff out there; one person's ten is another's four. Just sayin'

Assuming the mainstream position (pun intended!). If alcohol is involved, I'm probably a 9.0.

Just a Tuesday get me some, 7.5 or 8.

oooooooooooo you are one of them.....get a little booze in me and i will ass fuck and blame it on the booze in the morning?

i hate that

 

[ProClerk]

No I am not a freak but I want to be a freak

 

[Big Black Dog]

Sad to admit, but I am a freak. Want to get "freaky" sometime? I have a nice collection of small farm animals.

 

[Vengeance]

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