Sheepskins Are for Sheep
The eweniversity pretends to be a Good Shepherd. As it is with real shepherds, the pompous pontificating professors are only there to fleece and butcher students' minds. Lectures are stun guns.
During Einstein's goosestepping education, students were never allowed to think for themselves. Only when they themselves became professors did they get permission to do that. But after years of mind-slavery, they didn't know how to, except with irrational fantasies, illogical conclusions, and backing away from true discoveries. But Einstein showed he wasn't as out of it as much as the others when he pointed out (metaphorically), "God doesn't play dice."