Are you trying to tell me you couldn't tell the difference between a natural, born that way coochie and one that's a hacked off johnson and tucked inside?
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Not so fast there, Captain Quick Draw.
Lots of Western men fall for the attractive Ladyboy that they could not believe was a woman, especially after weeks of "full service" evenings.
Confession: I was fooled by a ladyboy
I admit it - and completely without the slightest hint of embarrassment - only amazement.
Before travelling to Phuket, I had heard many stories from my friends who had partied hard in the Patong strip - Bangla Street.
"I can guarantee one of 'em will fool ya, and ya won't even know it," my mate warned me before I jetsetted off.
"There's at least one in every bar."
I now have only myself to blame, as upon retrospect the warning signs were all there.
Big feet, broad shoulders, and thick veins are normally your best bets.
But the eyes normally overlook these subtle hints, instead diverting them to attractive facial features, perfect make-up, thin legs and surgery enhanced breasts....
When I say fooled, I don't mean that led to physical contact - more like money loss.
I was just an observer, or a quiet admirer, if you will.
As we tipped a group of eight dancers several hundred baht to keep dancing for our table, we took bets on who were the girls and who were the boys. Like me, all at the table were fooled thinking the majority were, well, girls.
So we asked a kind bar attendant to settle the score.
"All ladyboy! Ladyboy all!" she half replied, half exclaimed....