Holy sheep shit! After I responded to this last, they invaded my hard drive, my BIOS, my router and everything!
************! Like I didn't notice it takes 20 seconds more in the BIOS n shit.

So I wiped it all from the bootblock up and reinstalled everything, losing a whole OS. Router went out in the garbage n shit. I know that's how they got in. They got into my BIOS though, that's fucked up. Yeah, I got all the latest tools to fix all that; But damn! I think it was a government entity, too. Yeah, I like my privacy. I ain't doin' nothin' wrong, but that's none of their business.