Any one tried love spells before?

[MHunterB]

The closest I came was my Mom's applesauce cake recipe and a two-piece bathing suit........ I think the warranty on the suit has long since expired, but the recipe is still effective : ))

 

[Mr. H.]

Mrs. H. is Pagan/Wiccan and she is no-nonsense. I only know of one spell of hers, and it wasn't pretty.
But it was necessary. And he deserved it.
Nothing to be made light of.
Very real serious shit.

As is her potato salad.

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

You are not meant to cast a spell for personal gain. Rules don't allow for it. If you do, be prepared for it to backfire.

Nonsense. Witches cast spells on their enemies all the time, the personal gain being getting rid of their enemy, or neutralizing their enemy. The only problem they run into is a more powerful witch. But mere mortals?? Pfft...

Witches are mortals.

You must be talking about Wiccans, not witches.

I'm talking about real witches...the stuff of nightmares. Perhaps I would have been accurate to say mere humans, rather than mere mortals.

And no offense intended to any Wiccans. Wiccans are human. The witches I am talking about are not.

 

[waltky]

Yea...

... Uncle Ferd used to strike out with womens...

... den Granny put a love spell on him...

... now he gets alla womens he wants...

... problem is - only the fat girls want him now.

 

[JohnL.Burke]

I don't personally believe in spells. In fact, I want someone to cast the most horrible awful spell on me imaginable. Turn me into a frog. Turn me into a yak. Turn me into a liberal. Nothing of course will happen. Here's my theory. If spells actually worked there would be a hell of a lot more rich people, thin people, happy people and larger breasts.

 

[Gracie]

I steer clear of that kind of stuff. Wishful ill will on someone and using magic usually backfires and come s back upon the one casting it...threefold. It's nothing to mess with, even if you know what you are doing because if you think you do...you still have to deal with dark forces that are much stronger.

No. I avoid that kind of stuff and focus on only positive light and energy and love.

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

Witches ARE dark forces, that's what I'm saying. Real witches, that is. And they don't hesitate to use black magic...it's kind of what they're best known for, after all. They don't really have a choice, it's what comes naturally to their...species.

I'm starting to creep myself out, maybe I'd better go to bed!

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

Yea...

... Uncle Ferd used to strike out with womens...

... den Granny put a love spell on him...

... now he gets alla womens he wants...

... problem is - only the fat girls want him now.

Sounds like Uncle Ferd needs to learn to love fat girls.

 

[strollingbones]

Has anyone tried any love spells before? How did it work? and pls share you experiences and results from the love spells...

I've heard tell that if you flash wads of a green paper known as "US Currency" it can open many doors for ya.

Witches ARE dark forces, that's what I'm saying. Real witches, that is. And they don't hesitate to use black magic...it's kind of what they're best known for, after all. They don't really have a choice, it's what comes naturally to their...species.

I'm starting to creep myself out, maybe I'd better go to bed!

black magic vs wiccans.....myself i go for the darker side...wiccans are just wee children who have found a way to master their men thru 'spells' etc...if you study or listen to wiccans....men are nothing....some of the darkest forces i have known were men...

What Is the Place of Men in Wicca? * Wicca-Spirituality.com

 

[strollingbones]

i think wiccans have done more damage to the concept of witches than black magic ever could

 

[strollingbones]

witches are very mortal....

 

[Rozman]

You are not meant to cast a spell for personal gain. Rules don't allow for it. If you do, be prepared for it to backfire.

That may explain why Harry Reid keeps calling me instead of Princess Nancy....
That hot little "Minkie".....

 

[JohnL.Burke]

witches are very mortal....

Most crazy people are.

 

[Noomi]

witches are very mortal....

Most crazy people are.

Who says they are crazy?

 

[JohnL.Burke]

witches are very mortal....

Most crazy people are.

Who says they are crazy?

Their 40 cats.

 

[Noomi]

Lol.

 

[Grandma]

I don't personally believe in spells. In fact, I want someone to cast the most horrible awful spell on me imaginable. Turn me into a frog. Turn me into a yak. Turn me into a liberal. Nothing of course will happen. Here's my theory. If spells actually worked there would be a hell of a lot more rich people, thin people, happy people and larger breasts.

I'm certain yours is a joke post, poking fun at the fairytale view of witches. But no doubt there are people reading this thread that buy into that idiotic bullshit. So let me clear up a few things:

Witch spells are basically homeopathic medicine combined with the natural (astronomical) calendar and common meditation practices. Often as not, common sense suggestions are worked into the spells.

No spell can make you shape-shift. No spell can make you thin. Or rich, or happy, or well-endowed. That's all fairytale nonsense. I don't get why people believe that shit.

Let's look at the Cinderella model, shall we?

Okay, this dirt-poor stepchild wants a shot at marrying Prince Charming. Oooh, boy, there's a tall order! But the witch likes the kid, and if all goes well, it could bring in a lot of high-end customers.

First off, the girl's filthy. So the witch tells her to bathe in hot water with this magic lotion (liquid mild lye soap) and rinse off with this other potion (a light perfume,) and to put some magic powder (talc) under her arms.

Then there's the dress. The customers often pay in goods instead of cash, so the witch just happens to have a nice piece of fabric and a bit of lace, and what witch doesn't have lots of needles and thread? Cindy's on the skinny side, so it won't take much to put a gown together.

Turning a pumpkin into a coach and rats into horses? Not exactly. But baking a bunch of pumpkin pies for the owner of the livery stable and having her black cat kill all the rats eating the horses' grain should get her a night's rental in return. (Hence the midnight deadline - the owner needed his coach back in time to pick up the paying customers leaving the ball at 2am.)

Glass slippers? They'd shatter after giving the poor kid a million blisters. No, the witch makes the walnut dye that the cobbler uses to make less desireable animal hides look like deerskin. In return, she asks him to make a cute pair of high-heeled sandals, then she takes them home and sews glass beads onto them.

Like a rock concert or wedding or other major event, the Prince's ball requires a good bit of advance notice. So the witch didn't make all these things happen in a few hours, it took several weeks. During that time she gave Cinderella few pointers on how to act in the palace.

The rest was entirely up to Cinderella. Fortunately she was pretty enough and clever enough to get His Highness's attention, and she was mysterious enough to intrigue him.

That's how the witch thing really works.

 

[jan]

Yo...Granny...so what you are saying is that witchcraft is nothing but good hygiene and bartering?

 

[Gracie]

There are dark forces and light forces. Messing with stuff is not a good idea. Evil and Good exist. Either can be attracted and who wants the dark stuff? Certainly not me. Do I believe in curses and whatnot? Yes, because evil does exist.

Do no harm. I agree with that motto.

 

[jan]