An email I received

jimnyc

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Aug 28, 2003
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STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AND URGENT

I am Mr. Dickson Dada, a native of Cape Town in South
Africa and I am an Executive Director with a South
African Government ministry. I am also the Secretary of the Tenders
Committee set up by the government to look into contracts under the
Department of Minerals and Energy.

We got your contact via the internet and I was mandated to seek your
confidential co-operation in the execution of the project I am about to
describe. This project will be of great benefit to all parties involved
and hope you will keep
it as a top secret because of the nature of this
transaction.

Within the Department of Minerals and Energy, we (me and four of my
colleagues) discovered and we have in our possession as overdue payment
bills totalling
Forteen million, two hundred thousand US dollars
(US$14.2M) which we want to transfer abroad with the
assistance and cooperation of a foreign
company/individual to receive the said fund on our
behalf or a reliable foreign non-company account to
receive such funds. Moreso, we are handicapped in the
circumstances, as the South Africa Civil Service Code
of Conduct does not allow us to operate offshore
accounts hence your relevance in the whole
transaction.

This amount US$14.2M represents the balance of the
total contract value executed on behalf of this
Department by a foreign contracting firm, which was over-invoiced
deliberately. Though the
actual contract cost have been paid to the original
contractor, leaving the balance in the tune of the
said amount which we have in principle gotten approval
to remit by key-tested telegraphic transfer (K.T.T.)
to any foreign bank account you will provide by filing
an application through the Justice Ministry here in
South Africa for the transfer of rights and privileges
of the former contractor to you.

I have the authority of my partners to
propose that SHOULD YOU BE WILLING to assist us in
this transaction, your share of the sum will be 15% of
the total sum, 80% for us and the rest for taxation
and miscellaneous expenses. The business itself is
100%-SAFE for all involved. This is possible if on your part , you
treat it with
utmost secrecy and confidentiality. Please note that your area of
specialisation is not a hindrance to the successful
execution of this transaction. I wish reposed my
confidence (which the committee vetoed) in you and hope that you will
not
disappoint me. Endeavour to contact me immediately by
email, whether or not you are interested
in this deal. If you are not, it will enable me scout
for another foreign partner to carry out this deal. I
want to assure you that my partners and myself are in
a position to make the payment of this claim possible
provided you can give us a very strong assurance and
guarantee that our share will be secure. Please
remember to treat this matter as a very confidential
matter, because we will not comprehend with any form
of exposure as we are still in active government
service and.

Due to the funds we borrowed to process this project to this stage,
time is of essence because of interest on borrowed funds.
Also furnish me with your contact telephone and fax number, so
that I can forward to you more information concerning the project.

I await in anticipation of your fullest cooperation.

Yours faithfully,

Dickson Dada.
 
Mr. Dada,

I'm interested, but nervous. How do I know I won't be
caught by my own government? And if so, would doing
this in my country be illegal?

How would I go about getting to you my banking
information? I'm very interested as this could be the
big break I've been waiting for.

I don't see how I could get in any trouble as this
would all take place overseas!

Please tell me what steps to take next to get this
transaction going. How will I get everything to you
once the transaction has been completed?

Thank you very much for giving me this opportunity. I
cannot wait to hear back from you.

Jim
 
Dear Mr. Jim,

I would like to inform you that members of my committee have mandated me to continue discussion with you till the successful conclusion of this business.

First and foremost, I apologized using this
medium to reach you for a transaction/business of this
magnitude, but this is due to Confidentiality and
prompt access reposed on this medium.I have decided to seek
a confidential co-operation with you in the execution
of the deal described. Hereunder for the benefit of all
parties and hope you will keep it as a top secret
because of the nature of this transaction.

Within the Department of Mining & Natural Resources. By virtue of our official positions,we have in
our possession as overdue payment bills totaling
Forteen Million, Two hundred Thousand US. Dollars
($14,200,000.) which we want to transfer abroad with
the assistance and cooperation of a foreign
company/individual to receive the said fund on our
behalf or a reliable foreign non-company account to
receive such funds. More so, we are handicapped in the
circumstances, as the South Africa Civil Service Code
of Conduct does not allow us to operate offshore
account hence your importance in the whole
transaction.


This amount $14.2m represents the balance of the total
contract value executed on behalf of my Department by
a foreign contracting firm, which we the officials
over-invoiced deliberately.

Though the actual contract cost have been paid to
the original contractor, leaving the balance in the tune of the said amount which we have
in principles gotten approval to remit by Key tested
Telegraphic Transfer (K.T.T) to any foreign bank
account you will provide by filing in an application
through the Ministry of Justice here in South Africa
for the transfer of rights and privileges of the
former contractor to you.


For this reason, we want to front you/your Company as the beneficiary of this sum of US$14.2M.

I have the authority of my partners involved to
propose that should you be willing to assist us in
the transaction, your share of the sum will be 15% of
the $14.2 million, 80% for us and 5% for taxation and
miscellaneous expenses.

In this regard, we request you send in your banking details as in your norminated bank account number,the sort/rounting code (if any)bank name and address,bank phone and fax numbers and all relevant information that
will aid in the transfer of the funds into your account to me.Also include your company name,address,and private phone and fax numbers. These information will enable us initiate preliminary application.

My colleagues and I will require your personal guarantee concerning the safety/availability of our share on demand when the funds is credited
to your nominated account and advise us accordingly on high yielding investment portfolios in your country. Note that if you adhere strictly to my instructions, we will conclude this transaction within the next
5 working days.

Please endeavor to observe the required level of confidentiality as we are still in active government service. I will expect you give this project
utmost priority in order for us to conclude this on schedule. Please treat as urgent as possible.

Basically if you could send your phone and fax numbers that are private to you then I should be able to put you in a better understanding of this project.

NOTE THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE.

Yours truly,

Dickson Dada.
 
Mr. Dada,

You can rely on me to keep things confidential. An
opportunity such as this only ocurrs once in a
lifetime and I'm not going to allow anything to screw
it up for me.

I don't have a fax, but I can give you my direct
number at home. It's 1-732-***-4346

I'm a bit reluctant to release my personal banking
info as of yet. Although I think this transaction is
going to be beneficial to both of us, I would feel
better if I spoke to you first. If you could call me
at your earliest convenience I would be most
appreciative.

After I verify you are for real, I will then forward
all pertinent banking information within a few minutes
of speaking with you.

While I await your call I will prepare all banking
information and have it ready to roll. We can proceed
within minutes of our telephone conversation.

I too want this to go quickly and smoothly as
possible, I can't wait to finally have what I always
dreamed of. I thank you wholeheartedly for giving me
this outstanding opportunity.

Your new friend,

Jim
 
I'm awaiting Mr. Dada's reply! LOL

Of course the number I gave him wasn't mine! I actually gave him the number of our beloved "Eggster"!!

Greg always wanted to be rich, here's his big chance! :D
 
Oh no way! that's funny as hell! Hey, remember the one I got from the Iraq's, hehe! Greg, now that's great, I can't wait to see if anyone calls. I am sure he will tell John!!! :)
 
Jim, give it like another week and I will get his cell phone number too! hahahahahaha!!!!
 
Here is the latest email I received from Dickson Dada:


"I called you several times on that number you gave as yours and a lady keeps hanging up the phone,please can you tell me when to call you and also give me your mobile phone number.I await your immediate response."

I replied to him with my apologies and told him it was ok to call me between the hours of 7pm and 2am EST and again tomorrow from 4am-7am EST.

Damn, I wish I had his cell number!
 
Ok, now you pushed me to it! hehehe! I will get the celly number tonight, do a little scrolly of the phone, when I do that, and I will send to you, god help you if it ever comes back to me!!!! :)

Your wish shall be granted sometime tonight or tomorrow! :)
 
Originally posted by eric
You guys are ruthless, ruthless I say !

I'm gonna try to get my new African buddy to come visit "me". If he agrees, Greg's address is next!
 
HAHHAHHHAHAHA! Very funny, but Jim what if it is true? That would be f-ing awesome!
 
Dom, this has been a hoax email that has been out forever. That's why Jim gave the number, so the retards could call another retard! :)

I told you, I got one from someone in Iraq! and then some.
 
Hey Jim,
Look in your private messages!!! a little snooping and scrolling and got you what you needed! :)

Just remember, you did not get it from ME!
 
Mr. Dada,

I've been having a rough go of things lately with my
wife, and she is giving my friends trouble when they
call. I'm really sorry about that.

I went and got a mobile phone yesterday!

You can reach me directly at 1-732-***-1522

Please try again, I know we can make this transaction
work.

Jim
 
Stupid, why you using Jim??? hahahaha! you are going to get me in BIG trouble NOW! they will call and ask for Jim, you dumbass!!!!!

I deny all! :)
 

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