GotZoom
Senior Member
Edit - just found the previous post of this back from 2004. Still might be fun.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
---Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget
e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
---Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
---Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits>
q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
John Kerry's new name is Cheeseball Girdlebuns.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.
Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find your new name.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names......
---Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gadget
e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
---Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
---Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits>
q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
John Kerry's new name is Cheeseball Girdlebuns.
