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An analysis of new census figures has shown that Australia is suffering from an unprecedented "man drought".
The statistics have revealed that there are almost 100,000 more females than males in Australia.
The problem is worse in the coastal cities, where women have moved seeking better jobs and lifestyles, while many men have gone overseas.
BBC NEWS | World | Asia-Pacific | Australia suffering 'man drought'
What's up? You trying to keep those sheilas all to yourself!! What about us pommy batchelors then.
That's it. My next leave is in Os.