A Secret Birthday

Joz

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Today is Mm's birthday!


Happy Birthday, you ol' Poop!


Love & Kisses,
Joz
 
5stringJeff said:
Don't confuse the drummer by talking to him about notes! :D (just kidding, mm)

Whenever I'd come out front to do a couple of tunes on guitar, the bassist in one of my past bands would get on the microphone and say, "Remember, folks - giving a drummer a guitar is like giving a monkey a machine gun"!

Why is it always the BASSISTS??! :thup:
 
musicman said:
Whenever I'd come out front to do a couple of tunes on guitar, the bassist in one of my past bands would get on the microphone and say, "Remember, folks - giving a drummer a guitar is like giving a monkey a machine gun"!

Why is it always the BASSISTS??! :thup:

We've only got to worry about one note at a time, so we have more time to think these jokes up! :D
 
Happy Birthday to a man with brains, class, and a great woman! Wish I could buy you both a drink.


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Happy birthday, MM!

What's the last thing a drummer says before he's kicked out of a band?
"Hey, guys, I wrote some tunes!"
 
Dan said:
Happy birthday, MM!

What's the last thing a drummer says before he's kicked out of a band?
"Hey, guys, I wrote some tunes!"
some drummers think they're sex cymbals

Drummers practice birth control using the rhythm method

The drummer said to his wife, "not tonight, I'm beat"
 
Dan said:
Happy birthday, MM!

What's the last thing a drummer says before he's kicked out of a band?
"Hey, guys, I wrote some tunes!"

OMG - I thought it was just a coincidence!!!

Thanks, Dan - I appreciate the chuckle!
 

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