DKSuddeth
Senior Member
For those that have in-depth knowledge of GOP policy and plan, post what the next 5 years are going to look like under a GOP run government. Thank you.
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He needs to confer with the prez and the leaders of the party first!Originally posted by gop_jeff
I'll get back to you.
Originally posted by acludem
Just an update, Democrats gained a seat yesterday - Bill Janklow's seat in South Dakota was won by a Democrat in the special election - she'll be running again against the same opponent in November.
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Originally posted by DKSuddeth
For those that have in-depth knowledge of GOP policy and plan, post what the next 5 years are going to look like under a GOP run government. Thank you.
Originally posted
For those that have in-depth knowledge of GOP policy and plan, post what the next 5 years are going to look like under a GOP run government.
Originally posted by Merlin1047
I could say things like:
1. Lower tax rates than 4 years under lib Democrats.
2. Greater economic developement.
3. Less government growth than 4 years under lib Democrats.
4. Better internal security than 4 years under the waffle king.
But, I'll tell you the truth. I called GW and asked him your question. He wanted me to keep this under my hat, but I think I can trust you. The REAL conservative agenda is as follows:
1. Everyone must become a Southern Baptist.
2. Prayer will be mandatory at least once a day.
3. Women will be chained to the kitchen sink.
4. Homosexuals will be shot on sight.
5. The war on terror will be taken away from the military and turned over to Southern good-ole boys. They will be given 4WD Dodge Ram trucks, high powered rifles, 24 cases of Budweiser, 36 bags of pork rinds, and dropped off at selected places around the world. They will be told that they are to hunt muslim terrorists, that there is no bag limit, and that they taste like chicken.
6. We will all work for Haliburton.
7. The phrase "under God" will not be removed from the pledge of allegiance. Instead, it will be repeated three times.
8. Immigration policy will change. To get into the country, you will have to buy a ticket, just like at Disney World. If you want to stay more than a week, you will have to buy the "E" ticket. Those remaining in the country after their tickets expire will be shot on sight.
9. The torch will be removed from the Statue of Liberty. It will be replaced by her hand in a fist with middle finger extended. The book in her left hand will be removed and replaced with a huge M-16 rifle with sniper scope.
10. The UN building will be the next ground zero. UN diplomats found outside the compound will be shot on sight.
There. Now you have it. Don't spread it around. It's a secret.:funnyface