Right, we seek to force restaurants to not ban blacks; for hotels to not ban Muslims; for employer to not refuse to hire women. How tyrannical of the people of this country to outlaw such harmless practices.
The whole issue with this is an issue of premise. Blacks are an identifiable group, static. Muslims are an identifiable religion. Women are a static gender. But if you read the OP (which I hope you do before you start debating here), "LGBT..Q..etc.???" isn't even aware of who itself is. Yet based on a shifting, fluid largely self-applied/diagnosed "identity", that is in no way static, they are claiming rights that other static groups have.
If they can ever make themselves into a viable church, instead of just a deviant sex cult, and get tax-exempt status, then they might be entitled as a recognizable group with defined attributes in order to claim "rights and priveleges". But so far, all they are is a minority group of behaviors the majority finds repugnant in the arena of marriage. Especially true when you consider their proposed-redaction to marriage includes stripping children in marriage (who every state anticiptes to arrive in one form or another and why states are involved in incentivizing marriages at all by losing money on tax breaks) of either a mother or a father
as an institution!
We'd better nail the premise down before we start drawing conclusions off of it that will stand to unravel the social fabric we've known for millenia. If these are just behaviors, how can they be exempt from regulation by the majority? That starts to edge dangerously close to unravelling the foundation of just all American law in general. Behaviors don't have rights and priveleges. The people doing them are generally protected but their behavior doesn't have a right to dictate to the majority. Where would we stop? What behaviors would or would not be protected in the future that the majority finds unacceptable?
And done. None of your imaginary requirements obligate anyone to do anything.
As you're nobody.
That's it? That's all you got? Is that what you're closing argument would be to the Justices? "Your Honors, my opposition is "a nobody". I rest my case!."