2023 Man of the Year: Barack Obama

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It was a year of not-so-remarkable achievement for the man many consider our laziest living president, Barack Hussein Obama. Few men in history have been so honored and enriched through so little effort and achievement that one must marvel at Obama’s ability to command such vapid celebrity status for so long.

On one hand, he managed to produce his first streaming movie for Netflix, which was so good it was deemed unfit for theaters. On the other hand, his private chef mysteriously drowned in a paddleboarding accident off the coast of his palatial estate on Martha’s Vineyard.

For that we can’t much blame Obama. It is only fitting that he relaxes beachside as those around him struggle to stay afloat in the dangerous waters he provided them.

There’s the Israelis, left to fight a gruesome war sparked by Obama’s disastrous Iran deal. There’s also his octogenarian former vice president, who is stumbling and mumbling his way to a 37 percent approval rating heading into reelection season.

But those things do not concern Obama. Yes, it’s good to be an Ivy League man who is both rich and retired well before his 65th birthday.

Obama’s notable achievements in his post-presidency appear to lie solely in multimillion-dollar real estate acquisitions and script advising. Bored with actual public service, Obama has largely avoided charitable endeavors. It took him weeks to opine on the war in Israel he started, and he is yet to build his billion-dollar presidential mosque (some say it will also house a library).

Obama’s few other accomplishments, meanwhile, have been revealed not by the former president but by his former acquaintances. In late September, decades-old letters Obama sent to an ex-girlfriend surfaced, showing he admitted to having sex with other men daily—in his mind. (Larry Sinclair disputed this characterization.)

Laziness is not a virtue we’re inclined to reward around these parts. But in 2023, few proved better at resting on their laurels than our former president. And for that, we give credit where it’s due. Barry O, you’re a Washington Free Beacon Man of the Year.

 
So to make a long story short, Obama has his head in the sand, approves helping the very country that was going to put us on nuclear alert along with Israel in the not too distant past, so Americans should just dig their basements 50 yards under the surface instead of in the basement. Got it. Is the gummint gonna give us a million dollars in cash apiece for digging basements 50 yards deep? Oh, wait. Obams/Biden define conservatives as fascists, so it's for their voters, not the conservative Americans. Got that too. :cranky:
 
President Barack Obama will be remembered for one thing and one thing only: he was the first non-Caucasian president of the United States of America.

That was an unbelievable milestone in the history of this "unique" nation.

(And, of course, he derailed a certain lady's predestined intention to be the first female president.)
 
Change you can believe in.
Read it before condemning me.
Please.

It was a year of not-so-remarkable achievement for the man many consider our laziest living president, Barack Hussein Obama. Few men in history have been so honored and enriched through so little effort and achievement that one must marvel at Obama’s ability to command such vapid celebrity status for so long.

On one hand, he managed to produce his first streaming movie for Netflix, which was so good it was deemed unfit for theaters. On the other hand, his private chef mysteriously drowned in a paddleboarding accident off the coast of his palatial estate on Martha’s Vineyard.

For that we can’t much blame Obama. It is only fitting that he relaxes beachside as those around him struggle to stay afloat in the dangerous waters he provided them.

There’s the Israelis, left to fight a gruesome war sparked by Obama’s disastrous Iran deal. There’s also his octogenarian former vice president, who is stumbling and mumbling his way to a 37 percent approval rating heading into reelection season.

But those things do not concern Obama. Yes, it’s good to be an Ivy League man who is both rich and retired well before his 65th birthday.

Obama’s notable achievements in his post-presidency appear to lie solely in multimillion-dollar real estate acquisitions and script advising. Bored with actual public service, Obama has largely avoided charitable endeavors. It took him weeks to opine on the war in Israel he started, and he is yet to build his billion-dollar presidential mosque (some say it will also house a library).

Obama’s few other accomplishments, meanwhile, have been revealed not by the former president but by his former acquaintances. In late September, decades-old letters Obama sent to an ex-girlfriend surfaced, showing he admitted to having sex with other men daily—in his mind. (Larry Sinclair disputed this characterization.)

Laziness is not a virtue we’re inclined to reward around these parts. But in 2023, few proved better at resting on their laurels than our former president. And for that, we give credit where it’s due. Barry O, you’re a Washington Free Beacon Man of the Year.

i guess he can put that award right next to his worthless "Nobel Peace Prize", for igniting the middle east on fire....
 
Change you can believe in.
Read it before condemning me.
Please.

It was a year of not-so-remarkable achievement for the man many consider our laziest living president, Barack Hussein Obama. Few men in history have been so honored and enriched through so little effort and achievement that one must marvel at Obama’s ability to command such vapid celebrity status for so long.

On one hand, he managed to produce his first streaming movie for Netflix, which was so good it was deemed unfit for theaters. On the other hand, his private chef mysteriously drowned in a paddleboarding accident off the coast of his palatial estate on Martha’s Vineyard.

For that we can’t much blame Obama. It is only fitting that he relaxes beachside as those around him struggle to stay afloat in the dangerous waters he provided them.

There’s the Israelis, left to fight a gruesome war sparked by Obama’s disastrous Iran deal. There’s also his octogenarian former vice president, who is stumbling and mumbling his way to a 37 percent approval rating heading into reelection season.

But those things do not concern Obama. Yes, it’s good to be an Ivy League man who is both rich and retired well before his 65th birthday.

Obama’s notable achievements in his post-presidency appear to lie solely in multimillion-dollar real estate acquisitions and script advising. Bored with actual public service, Obama has largely avoided charitable endeavors. It took him weeks to opine on the war in Israel he started, and he is yet to build his billion-dollar presidential mosque (some say it will also house a library).

Obama’s few other accomplishments, meanwhile, have been revealed not by the former president but by his former acquaintances. In late September, decades-old letters Obama sent to an ex-girlfriend surfaced, showing he admitted to having sex with other men daily—in his mind. (Larry Sinclair disputed this characterization.)

Laziness is not a virtue we’re inclined to reward around these parts. But in 2023, few proved better at resting on their laurels than our former president. And for that, we give credit where it’s due. Barry O, you’re a Washington Free Beacon Man of the Year.

What's the award for taking over control of the Executive Branch of the US Government thru blackmail without the knowledge or consent of congress, or the American People?
 
So to make a long story short, Obama has his head in the sand, approves helping the very country that was going to put us on nuclear alert along with Israel in the not too distant past, so Americans should just dig their basements 50 yards under the surface instead of in the basement. Got it. Is the gummint gonna give us a million dollars in cash apiece for digging basements 50 yards deep? Oh, wait. Obams/Biden define conservatives as fascists, so it's for their voters, not the conservative Americans. Got that too. :cranky:

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Obama must have done something recently that was good for America, which thus triggered the ODS crowd. They hate it so much when good things happen for America.

ODS losers, specifically what was it that triggered you? Remember, we don't know what cult propaganda you get fed. You have to explain what your masters told you to cry about.

And why do you all hate America with a white-hot fire?
 
Regardless, the article was written by WA Beacon writer. Posting a link doesn't necessarily mean you agree or disagree.

whatever helps you sleep at night.

It is also kind of funny that the best they could come up with to insult Obama was that he made a Netflix movie that did not go to the theaters.
 

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