2023 Man of the Year: Barack Obama

[Lord Long Rod]

Change you can believe in.
Read it before condemning me.
Please.

It was a year of not-so-remarkable achievement for the man many consider our laziest living president, Barack Hussein Obama. Few men in history have been so honored and enriched through so little effort and achievement that one must marvel at Obama’s ability to command such vapid celebrity status for so long.

On one hand, he managed to produce his first streaming movie for Netflix, which was so good it was deemed unfit for theaters. On the other hand, his private chef mysteriously drowned in a paddleboarding accident off the coast of his palatial estate on Martha’s Vineyard.

For that we can’t much blame Obama. It is only fitting that he relaxes beachside as those around him struggle to stay afloat in the dangerous waters he provided them.

There’s the Israelis, left to fight a gruesome war sparked by Obama’s disastrous Iran deal. There’s also his octogenarian former vice president, who is stumbling and mumbling his way to a 37 percent approval rating heading into reelection season.

But those things do not concern Obama. Yes, it’s good to be an Ivy League man who is both rich and retired well before his 65th birthday.

Obama’s notable achievements in his post-presidency appear to lie solely in multimillion-dollar real estate acquisitions and script advising. Bored with actual public service, Obama has largely avoided charitable endeavors. It took him weeks to opine on the war in Israel he started, and he is yet to build his billion-dollar presidential mosque (some say it will also house a library).

Obama’s few other accomplishments, meanwhile, have been revealed not by the former president but by his former acquaintances. In late September, decades-old letters Obama sent to an ex-girlfriend surfaced, showing he admitted to having sex with other men daily—in his mind. (Larry Sinclair disputed this characterization.)

Laziness is not a virtue we’re inclined to reward around these parts. But in 2023, few proved better at resting on their laurels than our former president. And for that, we give credit where it’s due. Barry O, you’re a Washington Free Beacon Man of the Year.

2023 Man of the Year: Barack Obama -

It was a year of not-so-remarkable achievement for the man many consider our laziest living president, Barack Hussein Obama. Few men in history have been so honored and enriched through so little effort and achievement that one must marvel at Obama’s ability to command such vapid celebrity...

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A man is not gay just because he frequently fantasizes about having sex with other men.

 

[Lord Long Rod]

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Notice how Barry always has his hands around his junk.

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Ye

A man is not gay just because he frequently fantasizes about having sex with other men.

What planet do you live in? If you lust after another man's anus, you are queer as a three dollar bill...

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

Notice how Barry always has his hands around his junk.

That is because he is still trying to figure out why Michael's junk is much bigger...

 

[Lord Long Rod]

What planet do you live in? If you lust after another man's anus, you are queer as a three dollar bill...

I was making the statement from Obama’s perspective. Perhaps I should have put parentheses around it.

 

[JusticeHammer]

ODS still going strong

Next, why don’t you start a Hillary thread

Why don't you pull your head out of Obama's worthless ass?

 

[JusticeHammer]

whatever helps you sleep at night.

It is also kind of funny that the best they could come up with to insult Obama was that he made a Netflix movie that did not go to the theaters.

How about his worthless anti American work in and out of office? F#$k Obama.

 

[JusticeHammer]

Obama must have done something recently that was good for America, which thus triggered the ODS crowd. They hate it so much when good things happen for America.

ODS losers, specifically what was it that triggered you? Remember, we don't know what cult propaganda you get fed. You have to explain what your masters told you to cry about.

And why do you all hate America with a white-hot fire?

Why are you a liar?

 

[rightwinger]

Why don't you pull your head out of Obama's worthless ass?

You are really into anal imagery aren’t ya?

 

[mamooth]

Why don't you pull your head out of Obama's worthless ass?

We know beyond any shadow of a doubt that this one owns an anatomically-correct Obama RealDoll, which he uses on a regular basis.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

How about his worthless anti American work in and out of office? F#$k Obama.

My heart is warmed to know that you people are still butthurt over him being POTUS

 

[drudge X]

My heart is warmed to know that you people are still butthurt over him being POTUS

Cause the spineless dope allowed China to walk all over the US while he was debating which bathroom a man and woman should use.

 

[skye]

Gotta be The Man to have an expert swimmer drown in a pond that averages 3.5 feet deep on your property.

Oh yeah.

We are NOT forgetting that....his Chef sudden death.

 

[drudge X]

Oh yeah.

We are NOT forgetting that....his Chef sudden death.

We still don't know anything about the woman who was with him that day. My guess is Campbell was killed on land and then tossed into the water.

 

[yidnar]

and how much time does he spend there?

why is he the only ex POTUS to have an office there ?

 

[JusticeHammer]

We know beyond any shadow of a doubt that this one owns an anatomically-correct Obama RealDoll, which he uses on a regular basis.

For that to be true the doll would need to have a pussy.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

why is he the only ex POTUS to have an office there ?

answer my question first

 

[yidnar]

answer my question first

i dont know how many times he's been to his DC office ... do you ? i answered your question now answer mine .

 

[Harpy Eagle]

i dont know how many times he's been to his DC office ... do you ? i answered your question now answer mine .

I do not know why he is the only ex-POTUS to have an office there.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Change you can believe in.
Read it before condemning me.
Please.

It was a year of not-so-remarkable achievement for the man many consider our laziest living president, Barack Hussein Obama. Few men in history have been so honored and enriched through so little effort and achievement that one must marvel at Obama’s ability to command such vapid celebrity status for so long.

On one hand, he managed to produce his first streaming movie for Netflix, which was so good it was deemed unfit for theaters. On the other hand, his private chef mysteriously drowned in a paddleboarding accident off the coast of his palatial estate on Martha’s Vineyard.

For that we can’t much blame Obama. It is only fitting that he relaxes beachside as those around him struggle to stay afloat in the dangerous waters he provided them.

There’s the Israelis, left to fight a gruesome war sparked by Obama’s disastrous Iran deal. There’s also his octogenarian former vice president, who is stumbling and mumbling his way to a 37 percent approval rating heading into reelection season.

But those things do not concern Obama. Yes, it’s good to be an Ivy League man who is both rich and retired well before his 65th birthday.

Obama’s notable achievements in his post-presidency appear to lie solely in multimillion-dollar real estate acquisitions and script advising. Bored with actual public service, Obama has largely avoided charitable endeavors. It took him weeks to opine on the war in Israel he started, and he is yet to build his billion-dollar presidential mosque (some say it will also house a library).

Obama’s few other accomplishments, meanwhile, have been revealed not by the former president but by his former acquaintances. In late September, decades-old letters Obama sent to an ex-girlfriend surfaced, showing he admitted to having sex with other men daily—in his mind. (Larry Sinclair disputed this characterization.)

Laziness is not a virtue we’re inclined to reward around these parts. But in 2023, few proved better at resting on their laurels than our former president. And for that, we give credit where it’s due. Barry O, you’re a Washington Free Beacon Man of the Year.

2023 Man of the Year: Barack Obama -

It was a year of not-so-remarkable achievement for the man many consider our laziest living president, Barack Hussein Obama. Few men in history have been so honored and enriched through so little effort and achievement that one must marvel at Obama’s ability to command such vapid celebrity...

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Both of the Secret Service rescue boats were in the shop when Obama chef "drowned" like Jeff Epstein