You know you’re old when……

[1srelluc]

.….you fall down and instead of your friends laughing at you they run over and ask “Are you OK?”

.....All the guns you enjoyed in your youth are now classified as curios and relics.

 

[lg325]

When the items you want to buy are classified as Retro or Vintage.

 

[Bleipriester]

When you go to the garage and your chopper has four wheels now.

 

[Innocynioc]

When you say, "Damn, my knees hurt", more than five times a day.

 

[1srelluc]

.......when you drop something, it rolls under something, and you ponder just getting a new one.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

.......when you drop something, it rolls under something, and you ponder just getting a new one.

.

All of the TIME!!!!!

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[the watcher]

I miss the smell of a fresh box of paper .410 shells being opened and the feel of those greased Kleenbore .22 bullets in the paper box. Range 1 mile be careful, what a feeling of responsibility. I also miss rabbits and quail to shoot at.

 

[leftwinger]

When it’s too hard to get to the bottom shelf in any Grocery isle. I guess I don’t really need that anyways? Wonder if it was cheaper than this easy one up here? Oh well…

 

[jotathought]

When furniture you owned as a child is now considered an antique ....
When memorabilia you owned as a child is now considered a collectible.

 

[Woodznutz]

When these three things happen to you.

. You begin to lose your memory, and...(I don't recall the other two).

 

[ReinyDays]

Decent bowel movements are cause for family celebrations ...or at least the sorry suckers still living at home ...

 

[BULLDOG]

When you have to take care sitting down so you don't sit on and smash your balls.

 

[1srelluc]

When you have to take care sitting down so you don't sit on and smash your balls.

......And your ears are 3" longer but don't hear as well.

 

[Woodznutz]

Decent bowel movements are cause for family celebrations ...or at least the sorry suckers still living at home ...

I had a good one this morning.

 

[Woodznutz]

......And your ears are 3" longer but don't hear as well.

I'm thinking about having the "Pac man" surgery.

 

[Woodznutz]

When you have to take care sitting down so you don't sit on and smash your balls.

You don't have to worry about that if you're wearing Depends.

 

[leftwinger]

When you remember Women didnt use to buy used jeans with holes in em for $149.00. No lips so puffed out they appear to be a sucker fish? Like on Housewives of…..America.

 

[my2¢]

When you see just a snippet of a late 1950's or early 60's car in a picture (or on TV) and recognize the make and model.

 

[citygator]

...when you hit "post reply" on USMB?

 

[lg325]

When you see just a snippet of a late 1950's or early 60's car in a picture (or on TV) and recognize the make and model.