You Can Always Tell When a Millennial Sets Default Password Questions

[Weatherman2020]

Exhibit 4,382 on why I’d never hire a recent college grad.

You know those if you forgot your password questions.

A major bank I use just set up a new system and had to set up things.

Some of the dumbass default password questions some retarded millennials came up with:

What was the make and model of your first cell phone?

Who was your college academic advisor?

What’s your favorite song?

What was the name of your kindergarten teacher?

What kind of dog food did you feed your first dog?

Options went on and on. Only a couple of the questions were non subjective that I will know the answer to in a year.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Welcome to the world of the New Generation old timer.

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

Welcome to the world of the New Generation old timer.

Right...why can't they ask , "who did you enjoy watching the Ed Sullivan show with?", or, "What was the name of your favorite soda jerk? "

 

[bripat9643]

Exhibit 4,382 on why I’d never hire a recent college grad.

You know those if you forgot your password questions.

A major bank I use just set up a new system and had to set up things.

Some of the dumbass default password questions some retarded millennials came up with:

What was the make and model of your first cell phone?

Who was your college academic advisor?

What’s your favorite song?

What was the name of your kindergarten teacher?

What kind of dog food did you feed your first dog?

Options went on and on. Only a couple of the questions were non subjective that I will know the answer to in a year.

I've noticed that "what is your mother's maiden name" seems to be falling out of favor.

 

[Muhammed]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Weatherman2020]

Welcome to the world of the New Generation old timer.

OK, what’s your favorite song?

What’s your favorite song in 2026 when you need that pop quiz answer?

Millenials can’t think one breath ahead in time.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

If O had to make the question list it would be:

Who was the first person you had sex with?

The teacher you wished you had sex with?

Your partner friend you wish to have an affair with?

People will remember that more often than most other questions...

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

I've noticed that "what is your mother's maiden name" seems to be falling out of favor.

Yep, because it is far too common (used on too many platforms) and far too easy to obtain, via Facebook and other social media, for instance.