Yer Halloween costume

[alan1]

Dammit.

I was invited to a Halloween party with a bunch of people I am friends with. The problem is, I don't do costumes and for this party a costume is required. My friend that is hosting the party has said he will deny entrance to anybody not in a costume.

I wonder if I can get away with this idea of mine.......

I'll dress in normal clothes and tell them, "I'm dressed like a serial killer, they look like everybody else". If I'm denied entrance I'll pull out a notepad and say, "You are now on my list.", as I write down his name.

My alternate idea is to go buy a costume for a 5 year old kid (spider-man or something like that). Obviously, I can't fit into something like that, so I would rip the seams out and safety-pin the front pieces of the costume to front of my clothes and the back pieces to the back of my clothes. Then I'd tell everybody that my parents would never buy me a costume when I was a kid, so I'm finally living the dream.

 

[Sherry]

Do you own a trench coat??

 

[syrenn]

Dammit.

I was invited to a Halloween party with a bunch of people I am friends with. The problem is, I don't do costumes and for this party a costume is required. My friend that is hosting the party has said he will deny entrance to anybody not in a costume.

I wonder if I can get away with this idea of mine.......

I'll dress in normal clothes and tell them, "I'm dressed like a serial killer, they look like everybody else". If I'm denied entrance I'll pull out a notepad and say, "You are now on my list.", as I write down his name.

My alternate idea is to go buy a costume for a 5 year old kid (spider-man or something like that). Obviously, I can't fit into something like that, so I would rip the seams out and safety-pin the front pieces of the costume to front of my clothes and the back pieces to the back of my clothes. Then I'd tell everybody that my parents would never buy me a costume when I was a kid, so I'm finally living the dream.

jeans and a black turtleneck... go as steve jobs.

 

[Si modo]

Do you own a trench coat??

I hope you're talking about going as Columbo.

 

[techieny]

black clothes w/ black mask. I don't do costumes either. I do this to appease my hosts when invited!

 

[Sherry]

Do you own a trench coat??

I hope you're talking about going as Columbo.

 

[syrenn]

Dammit.

I was invited to a Halloween party with a bunch of people I am friends with. The problem is, I don't do costumes and for this party a costume is required. My friend that is hosting the party has said he will deny entrance to anybody not in a costume.

I wonder if I can get away with this idea of mine.......

I'll dress in normal clothes and tell them, "I'm dressed like a serial killer, they look like everybody else". If I'm denied entrance I'll pull out a notepad and say, "You are now on my list.", as I write down his name.

My alternate idea is to go buy a costume for a 5 year old kid (spider-man or something like that). Obviously, I can't fit into something like that, so I would rip the seams out and safety-pin the front pieces of the costume to front of my clothes and the back pieces to the back of my clothes. Then I'd tell everybody that my parents would never buy me a costume when I was a kid, so I'm finally living the dream.

then again that could work.... get some cheerios and string them on some floss... and make a few necklaces. ..... and every so often.. smash one.

Cereal killer.

 

[syrenn]

Do you own a trench coat??

I hope you're talking about going as Columbo.

 

[Sherry]

I hope you're talking about going as Columbo.

Close your mouth, Syrenn.

 

[syrenn]

Close your mouth, Syrenn.

 

[PixieStix]

Maybe you can dress as a Viking?

Not the football players silly...LOL

 

[Sherry]

You could go as an OWS protester.

 

[PixieStix]

Dammit.

I was invited to a Halloween party with a bunch of people I am friends with. The problem is, I don't do costumes and for this party a costume is required. My friend that is hosting the party has said he will deny entrance to anybody not in a costume.

I wonder if I can get away with this idea of mine.......

I'll dress in normal clothes and tell them, "I'm dressed like a serial killer, they look like everybody else". If I'm denied entrance I'll pull out a notepad and say, "You are now on my list.", as I write down his name.

My alternate idea is to go buy a costume for a 5 year old kid (spider-man or something like that). Obviously, I can't fit into something like that, so I would rip the seams out and safety-pin the front pieces of the costume to front of my clothes and the back pieces to the back of my clothes. Then I'd tell everybody that my parents would never buy me a costume when I was a kid, so I'm finally living the dream.

then again that could work.... get some cheerios and string them on some floss... and make a few necklaces. ..... and every so often.. smash one.

Cereal killer.

 

[percysunshine]

Dammit.

I was invited to a Halloween party with a bunch of people I am friends with. The problem is, I don't do costumes and for this party a costume is required. My friend that is hosting the party has said he will deny entrance to anybody not in a costume.

I wonder if I can get away with this idea of mine.......

I'll dress in normal clothes and tell them, "I'm dressed like a serial killer, they look like everybody else". If I'm denied entrance I'll pull out a notepad and say, "You are now on my list.", as I write down his name.

My alternate idea is to go buy a costume for a 5 year old kid (spider-man or something like that). Obviously, I can't fit into something like that, so I would rip the seams out and safety-pin the front pieces of the costume to front of my clothes and the back pieces to the back of my clothes. Then I'd tell everybody that my parents would never buy me a costume when I was a kid, so I'm finally living the dream.

Options;

1) Go as you are and tell the host that you are already in costume...they just don't really know you very well.

2) Put a pony tail in your chest hair and claim to be Lady Gaga,

3) Dress as a male electric outlet plug and hope that the only female outlet plug at the party is cute.

4) Cover yourself with water balloons and enjoy the laughs when people ask what you are, and you tell them that some moron on the internet told you this was a great idea.

 

[alan1]

Do you own a trench coat??

No.
Should I?

 

[alan1]

Dammit.

I was invited to a Halloween party with a bunch of people I am friends with. The problem is, I don't do costumes and for this party a costume is required. My friend that is hosting the party has said he will deny entrance to anybody not in a costume.

I wonder if I can get away with this idea of mine.......

I'll dress in normal clothes and tell them, "I'm dressed like a serial killer, they look like everybody else". If I'm denied entrance I'll pull out a notepad and say, "You are now on my list.", as I write down his name.

My alternate idea is to go buy a costume for a 5 year old kid (spider-man or something like that). Obviously, I can't fit into something like that, so I would rip the seams out and safety-pin the front pieces of the costume to front of my clothes and the back pieces to the back of my clothes. Then I'd tell everybody that my parents would never buy me a costume when I was a kid, so I'm finally living the dream.

jeans and a black turtleneck... go as steve jobs.

But how do I look dead in that outfit?

 

[alan1]

Dammit.

I was invited to a Halloween party with a bunch of people I am friends with. The problem is, I don't do costumes and for this party a costume is required. My friend that is hosting the party has said he will deny entrance to anybody not in a costume.

I wonder if I can get away with this idea of mine.......

I'll dress in normal clothes and tell them, "I'm dressed like a serial killer, they look like everybody else". If I'm denied entrance I'll pull out a notepad and say, "You are now on my list.", as I write down his name.

My alternate idea is to go buy a costume for a 5 year old kid (spider-man or something like that). Obviously, I can't fit into something like that, so I would rip the seams out and safety-pin the front pieces of the costume to front of my clothes and the back pieces to the back of my clothes. Then I'd tell everybody that my parents would never buy me a costume when I was a kid, so I'm finally living the dream.

then again that could work.... get some cheerios and string them on some floss... and make a few necklaces. ..... and every so often.. smash one.

Cereal killer.

That might work.
Can I include Lucky Charms?
That way, I could be a charming cereal killer.

 

[alan1]

black clothes w/ black mask. I don't do costumes either. I do this to appease my hosts when invited!

The mask part doesn't work.
Why cover up my handsome face?

 

[alan1]

Maybe you can dress as a Viking?

Not the football players silly...LOL

That is almost my normal outfit.

 

[alan1]

You could go as an OWS protester.

I think the brain removal might hurt.
I'm gonna pass.