Yer Halloween costume

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    Dammit.

    I was invited to a Halloween party with a bunch of people I am friends with. The problem is, I don't do costumes and for this party a costume is required. My friend that is hosting the party has said he will deny entrance to anybody not in a costume.

    I wonder if I can get away with this idea of mine.......

    I'll dress in normal clothes and tell them, "I'm dressed like a serial killer, they look like everybody else". If I'm denied entrance I'll pull out a notepad and say, "You are now on my list.", as I write down his name.

    My alternate idea is to go buy a costume for a 5 year old kid (spider-man or something like that). Obviously, I can't fit into something like that, so I would rip the seams out and safety-pin the front pieces of the costume to front of my clothes and the back pieces to the back of my clothes. Then I'd tell everybody that my parents would never buy me a costume when I was a kid, so I'm finally living the dream.
     
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    Do you own a trench coat??
     
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    jeans and a black turtleneck... go as steve jobs.
     
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    I hope you're talking about going as Columbo. :eek:
     
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    black clothes w/ black mask. I don't do costumes either. I do this to appease my hosts when invited!
     
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    then again that could work.... get some cheerios and string them on some floss... and make a few necklaces. ..... and every so often.. smash one.

    Cereal killer. :lol:
     
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    :eek:
     
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    Close your mouth, Syrenn.:lol:
     
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