Would you rather be a JEW or an ARAB

Discussion in 'Israel and Palestine' started by mrbitterness, May 12, 2004.

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Would you rather be a JEW or an ARAB

Poll closed Jul 1, 2004.
  1. Palestinian- arab

    2 vote(s)
    11.1%
  2. Israeli-Jew

    12 vote(s)
    66.7%
  3. Dead

    4 vote(s)
    22.2%
  1. mrbitterness
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    Or would you rather be dead?

    Assume the above scenerio.
     
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    I bet Joycey voted to be dead.
     
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    I prefer death. I'm way too proud of my current native american/nordic heritage to accept anything else.
     
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    This is an extremely tough one for me. But I will confound my critics by saying...

    Jew.

    I would be a Jew.

    Jews run the fucking world, and NOBODY has the balls to call them on it. Those who do are shunted off as wackos and worse. Jews run the banks, the media, the government. How I would LOVE to have that kind of power. It would be glorious to know that with a goddamn phone call I could get people FIRED, lives destroyed, homes bulldozed, pensions wiped out, human beings denigrated, WHATEVER I PLEASED. I would feel bad for the Arabs and White Gentiles I'd now be in charge of obliterating/subjugating, but only just a little. I'm sure the regret would be fleeting. Jews have no regret or shame about lots of stuff, and hopefully, I'd get this lack of decency along with my new racial category. I could go on the air like Michael Savage and say whatever I wanted, and it would be hilarious. I could be like Israel Shahak and rip the Jews sideways, but instead of getting censored, I'd be widely published. And rich.

    Rich! Rich! Rich! And powerful and untouchable.

    My ONLY complaint would be that I was sorta ugly. But I could afford plastic surgery, right?
     
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    HEY HEY HEY, WILLIAM, ARE U A CHRISTIAN, WELL GUESS WHAT FUCKER! JEWDAISM IS THE ORIGIN OF CHRISTIANITY, OH NOT A CHRISTIAN, WELL GUESSS WHAT, AMERICA IS BASED ON CHRISTIANITY, AND ETC. Also i thought republicans were against the redistributation of wealth and stripping of jobs from the well educated. kinda hippicritical to want to strip the jobs and money from the jews, huh?
     
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    Id rather be myself - Im pretty damn cool if I do say so.....

    :D
     
  7. William Joyce
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    No. I'm a person who believes in proper English usage and spelling.
     
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    Hey i'd be a Palestinian, they got some cool tunes. But seriously i'm already a part of the master race, the GREEEEEEKS! Wouldn't change that for nothing!:p:
     
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    Greeks --- founders of Western Civilization, copied by Romans, the ORIGINAL white men.
     
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    Willie you just gained 100 points and a beer for your racist ass;)
     

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