Worst song lyric of all time

[rightwinger]

I know I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I should get a prize.



Nothing beats this one.

MacArthur Park
Richard Harris
Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh no!
I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it…

God, I hate that song....and I feel so bad about that cake

 

[DustyInfinity]

Boombastic...
"Mr. Lovah lovah. Mr. Lovah Lovah girl. Mr. Lovah Lovah. Mr. Lovah Lovah. And she says, I'm Mr, Ro-ooooh- mantic.

So far this is my winner. That might be the worst thing written in human history. That is even worse than We Built This City. If you guys top that, it will have to be with something scary bad.

 

[rightwinger]

Blinded by the light

And little early-pearly
Came by in his curly-wurly
And asked me if I needed a ride
The calliope crashed to the ground

 

[DustyInfinity]

Blinded by the light

And little early-pearly
Came by in his curly-wurly
And asked me if I needed a ride
The calliope crashed to the ground

The douche song. Why I am I not surprised the rest of the song was a turd.

 

[petro]

Boombastic...
"Mr. Lovah lovah. Mr. Lovah Lovah girl. Mr. Lovah Lovah. Mr. Lovah Lovah. And she says, I'm Mr, Ro-ooooh- mantic.

So far this is my winner. That might be the worst thing written in human history. That is even worse than We Built This City. If you guys top that, it will have to be with something scary bad.

LOL. Do I get a prize?
Maybe earplugs?

 

[petro]

Blinded by the light

And little early-pearly
Came by in his curly-wurly
And asked me if I needed a ride
The calliope crashed to the ground

Always wondered what the hell they were saying.

 

[rightwinger]

Blinded by the light

And little early-pearly
Came by in his curly-wurly
And asked me if I needed a ride
The calliope crashed to the ground

Always wondered what the hell they were saying.

Springsteen at his finest

 

[Ridgerunner]

It took 17 minutes to say this?

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"

In a gadda da vida, honey
Don't you know that I'm lovin' you
In a gadda da vida, baby
Don't you know that I'll always be true

Oh, won't you come with me
And take my hand
Oh, won't you come with me
And walk this land
Please take my hand

 

[Dr Grump]

Blinded by the light

And little early-pearly
Came by in his curly-wurly
And asked me if I needed a ride
The calliope crashed to the ground

Always wondered what the hell they were saying.

Springsteen at his finest

BS...Springsteen da best...

 

[petro]

Blinded by the light

And little early-pearly
Came by in his curly-wurly
And asked me if I needed a ride
The calliope crashed to the ground

Always wondered what the hell they were saying.

Springsteen at his finest

BS...Springsteen da best...

Well, you could trash Manfred Man's Earth Band instead.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

It took 17 minutes to say this?

"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"

In a gadda da vida, honey
Don't you know that I'm lovin' you
In a gadda da vida, baby
Don't you know that I'll always be true

Oh, won't you come with me
And take my hand
Oh, won't you come with me
And walk this land
Please take my hand

But without that, we'd never have Zappa's "In a gadda Stravinsky"

 

[Dr Grump]

"Take my thong off and my ass go boom!"

Missy Elliott, ‘Work It’

Bet it does Missy...and it probably takes a few heads off of the people standing around too.

 

[Dr Grump]

“Young, black and famous – with money hanging out the anus.”

Puff Daddy feat. Mase, ‘Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down’

 

[deanrd]

These are the original lyrics to "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" which were rewritten because 22 year old Judy Garland refused to sing them. She said people would commit suicide if she sings this in the movie. The songwriter angrily rewrote the lyrics but couldn't bring himself to apologize to her for making a scene until years later.

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
It may be your last
Next year we may all be living in the past
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Pop that champagne cork
Next year we may all be living in New York
No good times like the olden days
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who were dear to us
Will be near to us no more
But at least we all will be together
If the Lord allows
From now on, we'll have to muddle through somehow
So have yourself a merry little Christmas now



The most popular musical during WWII. Every frame is a work of art. Exquisite reminder of why Vincent Minnelli was one of our country's greatest directors. This movie was played all over the front for American soldiers. A reminder of Americana and what our brave soldiers were fighting for.

The original lyrics would have ruined the movie.
The movie itself was an odd mixture of ghoulish humor and light hearted depth. When the little girls put a dummy on the trolley tracks causing the train to derail threatening the lives of dozens of people. The fear of the youngest daughter walking through eerily lite streets that resulted in a handful of thrown flour. The scene when the lights are being put out building sexual tension that never happened but left the audience strangely satisfied. And the total lack of any story, just a slice of life that follows a family for a few months. I can only imagine what the producers thought they were looking at when they were given the script. What the hell is this?

 

[Ridgerunner]

But without that, we'd never have Zappa's "In a gadda Stravinsky"

And without Frank we'd never have Moon Unit and Dweezil...

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

Z

But without that, we'd never have Zappa's "In a gadda Stravinsky"

And without Frank we'd never have Moon Unit and Dweezil...

Zappa, the master. I had the rare pleasure of seeing him and George Carlin both in the same month.

 

[Camp]

Blinded by the light

And little early-pearly
Came by in his curly-wurly
And asked me if I needed a ride
The calliope crashed to the ground

Always wondered what the hell they were saying.

Early morning offer of a ride from an oldster with false teeth and a wig or hairpiece. Calliope is an ancient Greek God of poetry.

 

[deanrd]

In the days of me too, I'm sure this is a reviled song but one of my personal favorites:

 

[deanrd]

Ceeto G. says it all.



Love the background girls "Ain't that some sh!t".

 

[deanrd]

It makes slacker seem like fun: