Worst song lyric of all time

[DustyInfinity]

In literature, you have the dark and stormy night awards for terrible, terrible fiction. I just heard a song lyric that was so bad it was physically painful. My winner is Pink with " Don't be fancy , just get dancy." Is there an actual award for worst song lyrics? Who is your winner?

 

[JoeMoma]

All rap!

 

[tinydancer]

I know I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I should get a prize.



Nothing beats this one.

MacArthur Park
Richard Harris
Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh no!
I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees
MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it…

 

[petro]

WHAT!! Okay!!!

Yup, that's it.

Worst song of all time...
Safety Dance.

 

[MarathonMike]

If we're going contemporary, the Plain White Ts song 'Hey There Delilah' is a horrid song with this particularly awful phrase:

Close your eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side
,
Ouch. As Yoda would say "Much pain, my ears you cause".

 

[playtime]

disco duck

...All of a sudden
I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Flapping my arms
I began to cluck
Look at me
I'm the disco duck...

 

[petro]

Yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy.

 

[Pogo]

"I speak of the pompitous of love"

Musta been a deadline at the studio....

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

Rihanna
"Work work work work work work
He said me haffi
Work work work work work work!
He see me do mi
Dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt!
And so me put in work work work work work work!"

AD NAUSEA!!!

The utter STUPIDITY and laziness of these lyrics.

 

[Vastator]

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WHAT!! Okay!!!

Yup, that's it.

Worst song of all time...
Safety Dance.

After I heard this song... I left my friends behind...

 

[Mr Natural]

“The oboe might be banned in Cleveland, but the heart of rock and roll is still beating.”

 

[Pogo]

Worst title of all time --- "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heatbreaker)"

 

[petro]

Boombastic...
"Mr. Lovah lovah. Mr. Lovah Lovah girl. Mr. Lovah Lovah. Mr. Lovah Lovah. And she says, I'm Mr, Ro-ooooh- mantic.

 

[petro]

Worst title of all time --- "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heatbreaker)"

Really close to De do do da, De do do De. By the police.

 

[MarathonMike]

"
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night

Marconi plays the mambo, listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
"

 

[petro]

"
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night

Marconi plays the mambo, listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
"

Forgot about that turd.
I think VH1 listed that as the worst rock song ever.

 

[DustyInfinity]

disco duck

...All of a sudden
I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Flapping my arms
I began to cluck
Look at me
I'm the disco duck...

At least they were trying to be funny and light hearted, I hope.

 

[DustyInfinity]

Rihanna
"Work work work work work work
He said me haffi
Work work work work work work!
He see me do mi
Dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt!
And so me put in work work work work work work!"

AD NAUSEA!!!

The utter STUPIDITY and laziness of these lyrics.

Ouch Ouch Ouch
My son told me about a guy named lil pump? He said he repeats the same thing over and over and is getting roasted on youtube.

 

[DustyInfinity]

"
Knee deep in the hoopla, sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night

Marconi plays the mambo, listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll
"

Is all that garbage really in We Built This City? I had no idea. Yoda is twitching on the ground with that stuff.

 

[DustyInfinity]

Worst title of all time --- "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heatbreaker)"

I like the four Tonys in Popstar. Each with a different spelling, and one with a question mark. I nearly died when I heard the retarded tyranesaur song.