Worst song lyric of all time

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    In literature, you have the dark and stormy night awards for terrible, terrible fiction. I just heard a song lyric that was so bad it was physically painful. My winner is Pink with " Don't be fancy , just get dancy." Is there an actual award for worst song lyrics? Who is your winner?
     
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    All rap!
     
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    I know I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I should get a prize.

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    Nothing beats this one.

    MacArthur Park
    Richard Harris
    Spring was never waiting for us, girl
    It ran one step ahead
    As we followed in the dance
    Between the parted pages and were pressed
    In love's hot, fevered iron
    Like a striped pair of pants
    MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
    All the sweet, green icing flowing down
    Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it took so long to bake it
    And I'll never have that recipe again
    Oh no!
    I recall the yellow cotton dress
    Foaming like a wave
    On the ground around your knees
    The birds, like tender babies in your hands
    And the old men playing checkers by the trees
    MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
    All the sweet, green icing flowing down
    Someone left the cake out in the rain
    I don't think that I can take it
    'Cause it…
     
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    WHAT!! Okay!!!

    Yup, that's it.

    Worst song of all time...
    Safety Dance.
     
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    If we're going contemporary, the Plain White Ts song 'Hey There Delilah' is a horrid song with this particularly awful phrase:

    Close your eyes
    Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
    I'm by your side

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    Ouch. As Yoda would say "Much pain, my ears you cause".
     
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    Yummy, yummy, I got love in my tummy.
     
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    "I speak of the pompitous of love"

    Musta been a deadline at the studio....
     
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    Rihanna
    "Work work work work work work
    He said me haffi
    Work work work work work work!
    He see me do mi
    Dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt!
    And so me put in work work work work work work!"

    AD NAUSEA!!!

    The utter STUPIDITY and laziness of these lyrics.
     
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    After I heard this song... I left my friends behind...
     
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