Worst song lyric of all time

[DustyInfinity]

"Take my thong off and my ass go boom!"

Missy Elliott, ‘Work It’

Bet it does Missy...and it probably takes a few heads off of the people standing around too.

I don't care, those are just good lyrics. Not worthy of this list

 

[DustyInfinity]

There must be a special place for Humps by Black Eyed Peas.

 

[MarathonMike]

There must be a special place for Humps by Black Eyed Peas.

Humps might be one of those 'it's so bad, it's good' songs.

 

[deanrd]

Right wingers gonna hate this one:



Breathing hard and French Kissing

 

[jillian]

All rap!

you haven't heard any then.

 

[MarathonMike]

 

[ChrisL]

Rihanna
"Work work work work work work
He said me haffi
Work work work work work work!
He see me do mi
Dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt!
And so me put in work work work work work work!"

AD NAUSEA!!!

The utter STUPIDITY and laziness of these lyrics.

All of her songs are like that.

"Imma make you my bitch. Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake . . . . "

 

[MarathonMike]

Rihanna
"Work work work work work work
He said me haffi
Work work work work work work!
He see me do mi
Dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt!
And so me put in work work work work work work!"

AD NAUSEA!!!

The utter STUPIDITY and laziness of these lyrics.

All of her songs are like that.

"Imma make you my bitch. Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake . . . . "

Pretty sure she has self esteem issues.

 

[deanrd]

 

[Vandalshandle]

Worst Lyrics? I guess that would be "I'm Henry the Vlll" by Herman's Hermits. But, have to add the world's worst pop video:

 

[ChrisL]

By Live, "Lightning Crashes"

"Lightning crashes, a new mother cries, her placenta falls to the floor."

 

[ChrisL]

By Eminem, "Love the Way You Lie"

"Now you get to watch her leave out the window. Guess that's why they call it a window pane."

 

[ChrisL]

Big Sean/Nicki Minaj, "Dance Ass"

(Not that the name of the song itself isn't really stupid, but . . . )

"Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass. . . ."

 

[ChrisL]

Insane Clown Posse "Miracles"

 

[IsaacNewton]

It was going to be Turbo Lover.

But then I was reminded of ... this -

Well the second little piggy, well he was kinda stoked.
He spent most of his time just a ganga smoking.
Huffing and a puffin down on Venice Beach.
Getting paid money for religious speech.
He built his shelter from what he garbage picked.
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks.
Then one day he was cranking out Bob Marley,
And along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley.

I like the song, but the lyrics are what a 15 year old would write in his first garage band.

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

Rihanna
"Work work work work work work
He said me haffi
Work work work work work work!
He see me do mi
Dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt!
And so me put in work work work work work work!"

AD NAUSEA!!!

The utter STUPIDITY and laziness of these lyrics.

All of her songs are like that.

"Imma make you my bitch. Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake . . . . "

Well...not a fan fan fan fan fan.

 

[Spotted Drongo]

My first and last attempt to write one. Maudlin, gooey, sickly effort of shallow youth. Fortunately no-one got to read it

 

[Spotted Drongo]

Well no-one except me

 

[DustyInfinity]

By Eminem, "Love the Way You Lie"

"Now you get to watch her leave out the window. Guess that's why they call it a window pane."

Owww. That is truly awful.

 

[DustyInfinity]

Rihanna
"Work work work work work work
He said me haffi
Work work work work work work!
He see me do mi
Dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt!
And so me put in work work work work work work!"

AD NAUSEA!!!

The utter STUPIDITY and laziness of these lyrics.

All of her songs are like that.

"Imma make you my bitch. Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake . . . . "

I'm also not a fan fan fan fan. I can see getting away with this once, but how can your whole style be one word repetition?