Why The Dead Vote Democrat

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    A dead person and a democrat have a lot in common.
    1, Dead people cannot pay their bills. Democrats don't want to pay their bills.
    2, Dead people cannot think. Democrats don't want to think.
    3, Dead people cannot work. Democrats do not want to work.
    4, Dead people cannot be educated. Democrats REFUSE to be educated.
    5, Dead people cannot speak. Democrats would prefer no one did.
    6, Dead people give away all their money. Democrats give away all YOUR money.
    7, Dead people cannot act on a problem. Democrats cannot act on a problem.
    8, Dead people reside in very small regulated areas. Democrats want to reside in small regulated areas.
    9, Dead people have stones that shout their names but not their voice. Democrats have mouths that shout their voice but no brains.
    10, Dead people have dirt over them. Democrats have dirt on them.

     
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    Statistikhengst תיקון עולם, this will never end Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

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    Well, it's an, äääh, interesting form of satire, but I certainly respect your opinion.

    Again, welcome to USMB.
     
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    Dead democrats vote because they want to get out of hell.
     

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