List of things I trust more than Obama

[Clementine]

Feel free to add things to the list.

Things I trust more than Barack Obama:

Mexican tap water

A porcupine with a "pet me" sign

Bill Clinton when he said he never had sex with that woman

An ad for waterfront property in Arizona

A Hillary Clinton war story

Gas station sushi

Brian Williams' autobiography

Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot and Elvis sightings

Used car salesmen

People claiming to have been abducted by aliens

Publisher's Clearing House mailings saying I might have won money

My grandpa when he says "pull my finger"




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[Luddly Neddite]

Just goes to show how incredibly stooopid and gullible the radical RW traitor is.

 

[Moonglow]

I trust my zipper to hold things in, I doubt Oblama would do that....

 

[idb]

Feel free to add things to the list.

Things I trust more than Barack Obama:

Mexican tap water

A porcupine with a "pet me" sign

Bill Clinton when he said he never had sex with that woman

An ad for waterfront property in Arizona

A Hillary Clinton war story

Gas station sushi

Brian Williams' autobiography

Loch Ness monster, Bigfoot and Elvis sightings

Used car salesmen

People claiming to have been abducted by aliens

Publisher's Clearing House mailings saying I might have won money

My grandpa when he says "pull my finger"

Oooo, I've got one;

The price of petrol dropping below $3 (like that'll ever happen what with Obama wrecking the oil industry and all).

 

[Ernie S.]

Notice which way the pump price is headed lately?

 

[Moonglow]

Notice which way the pump price is headed lately?

Still below 2 bucks a gallon here...

 

[ClosedCaption]

Thats Clever and original

Things I trust More Than Obama

Oh boy...not this shit again

 

[Ernie S.]

Notice which way the pump price is headed lately?

Still below 2 bucks a gallon here...

$2.30, up from $1.80 3 weeks ago.

 

[Moonglow]

Thats Clever and original

Things I trust More Than Obama

Oh boy...not this shit again

Gotta plagiarizer when the well is dry...

 

[Moonglow]

Notice which way the pump price is headed lately?

Still below 2 bucks a gallon here...

$2.30, up from $1.80 3 weeks ago.

The striking refinery workers didn't help...

 

[Clementine]

Thats Clever and original

Things I trust More Than Obama

Oh boy...not this shit again

Gotta plagiarizer when the well is dry...

I had seen that a long time ago and agreed with it. I added some things and omitted others. For people here who post shit like this in the political forum instead of the satire forum, I wouldn't criticize too much. It's a joke, moron.

 

[idb]

How about;
Unemployment will be less than 10% (the ACA will make sure that doesn't happen!).

 

[Moonglow]

Thats Clever and original

Things I trust More Than Obama

Oh boy...not this shit again

Gotta plagiarizer when the well is dry...

I had seen that a long time ago and agreed with it. I added some things and omitted others. For people here who post shit like this in the political forum instead of the satire forum, I wouldn't criticize too much. It's a joke, moron.

Comedy is not funny....when plagiarized.....

 

[Ernie S.]

Notice which way the pump price is headed lately?

Still below 2 bucks a gallon here...

$2.30, up from $1.80 3 weeks ago.

The striking refinery workers didn't help...

Another benefit we get from labor unions.

 

[idb]

Or, or or...Trump's investigators will turn up earth shattering facts about Obama's birth (any day now).

 

[Moonglow]

Notice which way the pump price is headed lately?

Still below 2 bucks a gallon here...

$2.30, up from $1.80 3 weeks ago.

The striking refinery workers didn't help...

Another benefit we get from labor unions.

Well I wouldna work in a refinery...

 

[Moonglow]

Or, or or...Trump's investigators will turn up earth shattering facts about Obama's birth (any day now).

It will be just as expedient as Trump finding a hair replacement process........

 

[Thirty6BelowZero]

Thats Clever and original

Things I trust More Than Obama

Oh boy...not this shit again

Gotta plagiarizer when the well is dry...

I had seen that a long time ago and agreed with it. I added some things and omitted others. For people here who post shit like this in the political forum instead of the satire forum, I wouldn't criticize too much. It's a joke, moron.

Looks like a bunch of typical lefties on here... They're all hurt over you posting some funny stuff about nObama.