Why One Should Smile In Pictures

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    I just KNOW that I am going to get flamed for this, but I can't help but post this. It is not racist, just funny as hell IMHO!

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    Where's the guy? :cof:
     
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    It reminded me of a story.

    The night the Palms Hotel opened here in Vegas, my wife and I got an invite to the private party they had that went from 7 PM to Midnight and was for invited guests only. It was wild as can be.

    Well, anyway, for some reason, my wife is a big Dennis Rodman fan. The owners of the Palms here in Vegas also own the Sacramento Kings. Well, anyway, they of course invited a lot of NBA players. Well, Rodman was there and he was with Jenna Jamison. My wife wanted a pic with him, so she walked up and asked him if she could have her picture taken with him. He told her to ask Jenna, she did and Jenna said - OK. So my wife leaned in next to Dennis as did Jenna and I took the pic. Well, I was pretty stoned and nervous and I was using a dipsposable camera that had a button you have to push for the flash to work. Well, being stoned and all, I forgot to push the button and when I got the pics developed, the only faces you could make out were those of my wife and Jenna. Dennis was NO WHERE to be found. To say the least, my wife was pissed!

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    He-he, I'm not sure that you'd be able to see anything but his teeth,anyway... but it is funny.
     
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    that's the point of why one needs to make sure they smile in pics. otherwise, he isn't there..... lol

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    That's hillarious... I'd take my girl + Jenna over my girl + The Worm anyday!
     
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    My point is that his face still wouldn't be there, lol, just his teeth.
     
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    Yes, they do. :smoke:
     
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    there were some HOT chicks there that night. They had chicks walking around only dressed in body paint. And the sushi bar? You guessed it - naked women with raw fish on them...... they were the platters...... it was VERY wild. All the booze you could drink - any kind - for FREE! I just love free stuff!
     
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    When I was living in Manhattan (I'm mostly in CT for the time being) I had a good sized group of friends all living nearby. Someone would get an email in the morning about some party sponsored by Grey Goose or [fill in any other pouplar alcoholic beverage] and a couple days a week there we would be, hustling from work to a "free" happy hour. I, too, enjoy taking advantage of free stuff. Especially when I was living in NYC and a fucking drink costs like 10 bucks at many of the current bars.

    Although, eating sushi off of a woman's stomach, I usually have to pay extra for that anyway.:thup:

    There was this one time, though, when I was about 21 or so. We used to go to the Bowery Bar for this party our friend Sara threw. Anyways, these two girls called the Lollipop Twins started showing up, or getting invited, probably the latter. To this day I don't believe they were sisters, but they would get up on the bar and satisfy eachother with lollipops and then put them back in there mouths and other assorted stuff. The first time this went on I almost dropped my drink--it just came out of nowhere. Actually, i just told you where it came out of. Doh!

    Ah, to be young and in love.
     

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