Actual insurance claims...

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    The following are from actual insurance forms that are intended to concisely summarize the accidents...

    -The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.

    -A pedestrian hit me and went under my car

    -The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

    -In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

    -I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

    -I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

    -I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found I had a skull fracture.

    -I was thrown from my car as it left the road and I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows

    -An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

    -To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me I struck a pedestrian.

    -The pedestrian had no idea which way to go, so I ran over him. (my favorite)
     
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    :clap: :clap: Having spent some time as a licensed insurance producer, these are very realistic! Great. My favorite personal was a woman whose car was totaled after hitting a deer on 'Deerslayer Lane'. :smoke:
     
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    OMG, I'm never getting on the road again!! LOL! Crazy!!! :D
     
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    My ex cracked is windshield trying to kill a bee with his hat. The little metal dot on the top of his hat actually cracked the window ...... or so he said. :D
     

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