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deciophobic
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The following are from actual insurance forms that are intended to concisely summarize the accidents...
-The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
-A pedestrian hit me and went under my car
-The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
-In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
-I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
-I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
-I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found I had a skull fracture.
-I was thrown from my car as it left the road and I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows
-An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
-To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me I struck a pedestrian.
-The pedestrian had no idea which way to go, so I ran over him. (my favorite)
-The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.
-A pedestrian hit me and went under my car
-The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
-In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
-I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
-I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
-I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found I had a skull fracture.
-I was thrown from my car as it left the road and I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows
-An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
-To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me I struck a pedestrian.
-The pedestrian had no idea which way to go, so I ran over him. (my favorite)
