Here is my list of the reasons why I will be voting for John 'McSame' McCain in November in no particular order. 1. "Failure ", all kinds of "failure"? They keep trying so surely maybe the next thirty years will be better. 2. He supports Rev Hagee, I hate Catholics too and end-time being around the corner, WTF difference does it make! 3. He will visit the rest of the world once he is president, maybe he'll stay there. Cheap vacations are good things you know. 4. Voted against supporting the troops, claims everyone should be able to marry a rich Beer heiress, why he did. 5. If Fox loves him and Rush and that buffoon Savage love him, what's not to love. Well I know they just started loving him! 6. He is rich, and isn't America about the rich, well today it is. You poor people see number four. 7. He thought we would be greeted as liberators in Iraq and it was just lovely and democracy would grow so quickly we would be done in 2003 or 04 at the latest. What year is it by the way? 8. People starve all the time, deficits eventually are fixed by democrats so hell, just keep the 'trickle down' going John 'McSame" McCain, I love you too much. Actually it is the rich people who love you but hey WTF again. 9. Being shot down while bombing peasants is definitely a qualification for president, so many were shot down in the past. And hey, see number four, you know McSame is the man marrying money, ain't that about as American as one can get! I will be casting my ballet for John 'McSame' McCain in November and I hope you all will be too. More of the same, more of the same, shout it from your trailer park rental today. Wal-mart is selling magnets with these words made cheaply in China to beautify that castle of yours.