Why God and Satan come from the same model?

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    Sin entered the world with Satan help, as well the very nature of man through Adams transgression. For God to destroy Satan, he would also have had to destroy the man he loved. So he made up Redemption to cover-up his divine work of mistakes, hey nobody perfect.

    So many years later the flawed policy of redemption came up on a global scale. Looking down from the heavens God saw transgression’s a plenty all over the worlds surface and a shit load of work to be done. So overnight the mass liquid genocide correction plan called “40 days and 40 nights” of liquid fun for the whole family, or my favorite “ Float Them Till They Sink” came to be!

    God’s idea to destroy Adams relatives, and lay claim to coining the term for the first group of “Boat People” as a slogan, from a select few family members he liked, on top of that forcing us all into inbreeding family style. All to expedite the so called redemption policy and process for his loving lazy ass. So why are they both of the same model? Both cause pain and suffering to man! Both offer a redemption plan, and no medical coverage and are killers. Hmm? Know after reviewing this, they are not from the same model. God created all this mess in the first place, tried to slip in a reset button on the side when no one was looking, and left a written record of this poor skills as the almighty! On top of that who in their right mind leaves a written record of global genocidal mass killing? To me that’s one twisted mother fucker and I’m proud to banner him as my champion of almighty fuck ups. BTW. Anybody know where that reset button is?
     
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    You are one looney fool. God created satan. Maybe before you post you should really know what you are talking about, are you and campbellllll twins?
     
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    Right he did, He used himself as the model maybe?
     
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    No. God is someone inconceivable by man. That is why so many have a problem with him. Satan, or lucifer was a created angel that decided that he was as equal to God, he got the big head so God threw him out of heaven. He is not, and has never been equal to God, nor the same.
     
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    So he created man in own images, Angels were the leftovers images to be discarded, that raised up against him so he kick them out?
    What a loving creative father, An angel supernatural, heavenly messenger from God, one got an attitude he wanted to be DA-man. So god made him one, a supernatural one and sent him underground to do his work? Great, again involve in the creation process and fucked up again! My champion and more colorful works for public safety!
     
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    God and Satan are "models"?

    Who knew?
     
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    Little more detail please, Walking from a project is no way to live!
     
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    god needs to be smacked for making Satan.
    Sure does not sound like a perfect being to me.
     
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    Can't do that, Satan will sue! GOD doing community service is a bad idea too BTW!
    Lohan and God turning bodies at the morgue, would he not piss Satan off again cutting to his action?
    Or getting Lohan pussy.
     
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    Fools stick together I see.
     

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