What would women do if there were no men on earth for 24 hours

[Disir]

After reading the replies I'd be curious if any of the women could define what is a man.

Shit, we can't even get men to define what a man is beyond chromosomes. They haven't been able to do that for some 25 years.

 

[Disir]

I'd do the same thing I do in that 24 hours that I do in the last 24 hours. I mow my own lawn. It's not a big deal. For fun, I like to irritate some of the neighbor dudes when they are outside and looking overly judgmental at the yard by 1) putting the setting on the lowest so that I hit dirt when I mow to kill it so that it doesn't come back so fast and 2) don't use a pattern for a few minutes. Number 2 does it every time.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Shit, we can't even get men to define what a man is beyond chromosomes. They haven't been able to do that for some 25 years.

In the days of my youth, I was told what it means to be a man.
Now I've reached that age where do all those things the best I can.
No matter how I try I seem find myself in the same old jams.

 

[Disir]

In the days of my youth, I was told what it means to be a man.
Now I've reached that age where do all those things the best I can.
No matter how I try I seem find myself in the same old jams.

Now I will be hearing Led Zepplin all day.

 

[BlueGin]

I would do the same thing I do almost every other day. Go to work,go to the store,come home.

If on a weekend. Run errands do yard work etc.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Did you just slip up here and said "men" when you meant to say "batteries"?

 

[playtime]

What the hell?
Do all women not look at what they are sitting on?

in the middle of the night?

AND he who hasta lift it - is responsible to put the lid back down.

 

[petro]

in the middle of the night?

AND he who hasta lift it - is responsible to put the lid back down.

You should be leaving the seat up, if you don't want piss all over it.

If I gotta crap in the middle of the night, I always look.
I used to have teenagers.

 

[petro]

What would women do if there were no men on earth for 24 hours?​

Fuck with the thermostat and the TV remote control.

 

[playtime]

You should be leaving the seat up, if you don't want piss all over it.

he who pisses on it, wipes it off.

If I gotta crap in the middle of the night, I always look.

& the frequency of that happening is nil when compared... amiright?

I used to have teenagers.

i had 2 males to live with & they have been taught well.

 

[playtime]

What would women do if there were no men on earth for 24 hours?​

Fuck with the thermostat and the TV remote control.

damn right.

 

[petro]

he who pisses on it, wipes it off.




& the frequency of that happening is nil when compared... amiright?



i had 2 males to live with & they have been taught well.

You have obviously never seen a men's public restroom.
It makes me sad for men in general.
Always look first.

 

[playtime]

You have obviously never seen a men's public restroom.
It makes me sad for men in general.

oh i have. there's been a couple times in my teenage years when i had more nerve if i really had to go & the line for the women's room was too long. but only if i had a friend with me to block the door. never had a dude complain or try to come in.

 

[Uncensored2008]

in the middle of the night?

AND he who hasta lift it - is responsible to put the lid back down.

Nothing you've ever had to worry about, Playtex.

 

[petro]

What would women do if there were no men on earth for 24 hours​

What my wife would do?


Pile more shit on the kitchen table.

 

[playtime]

Nothing you've ever had to worry about, Playtex.

 

[RetiredGySgt]

in the middle of the night?

AND he who hasta lift it - is responsible to put the lid back down.

I am sorry but before I ever SAT om a toilet no matter the time of day I looked at the seat.

 

[petro]

I am sorry but before I ever SAT om a toilet no matter the time of day I looked at the seat.

Yup.
Their own fault if the ass falls in.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Ironically, the reason for most of those answers, especially about being safe in public, is that there actually are almost no men on Earth any more.

Today's young women may never understand that their mothers and grandmothers were safest when surrounded by men, and that being without a man was inherently unsafe. Because they don't know men, they know males of legal age.

Lighten Up About Lighting Up

The spoiled and sissified hereditary ruling class hates and fears the Marlboro Man and all other masculine images. That is what is really behind the "Smoking Causes Cancer" hoax. Only non-smokers were surprised by the totalitarian harassment inflicted on them by the cronyvirus excuse for tyranny..

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Millions of spiders currently residing in bathtubs would survive un-killed to pass their genes on to further generations of spiders. The resulting evolutionary boost for spiders would lead to the creation of a hyper-intelligent spider race becoming the dominant life form on this Planet ... and spiders are a matriarchal society.

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Arachnid Means "Spineless"

You've discovered the origin of the Democrat species! You should get a Nobel Prize in Biology. Congratulations!