What Jesus really looked like

[Ravi]

He's got some crazy eyes!

This Forensic Recreation of Jesus Christ Is Not the Same Guy You Remember from Church

 

[Nutz]

So what?

 

[Sallow]

Jesus is a myth. Much like Zeus..

 

[Marianne]

What Jesus looked like depends on who you are. If you're a liberal he looks like this.

 

[Nutz]

If you are a Teaper, he looks like this:

 

[Marianne]

If your a leftist femebot he looks like this

 

[Compost]

Jesus is God. What He looks like doesn't matter.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Crap, who let nutz back in ?

 

[Nutz]

Crap, who let nutz back in ?

Glad to see you too!

 

[Muhammed]

He's got some crazy eyes!

This Forensic Recreation of Jesus Christ Is Not the Same Guy You Remember from Church

That's not the look of a leader. A leader wouldn't let himself be shamed by getting his hair cut short.

 

[Lakhota]

He's got some crazy eyes!

This Forensic Recreation of Jesus Christ Is Not the Same Guy You Remember from Church

Reminds me of Charles Manson.

 

[Lakhota]

Jesus is God. What He looks like doesn't matter.

Really? So, Jesus knocked up his own mother and became his own father. That's too twisted for me to compute.

 

[turzovka]

He's got some crazy eyes!

This Forensic Recreation of Jesus Christ Is Not the Same Guy You Remember from Church

Don't believe that claim for one second. I find it insulting.

This is closer to something we can be fairly certain of because the Shroud is virtually indisputable.
http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/jesus-shroud-660.jpg

Anything more than that is for those who have seen Jesus in heaven or in visions. In all of those cases it appears Jesus' appearance is subject to change.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Crap, who let nutz back in ?

Glad to see you too!

I see you still have an obsession with that murderess.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Jesus is God. What He looks like doesn't matter.

Really? So, Jesus knocked up his own mother and became his own father. That's too twisted for me to compute.

How many times are you going to spam the forum with that garbage?

 

[Lakhota]

Jesus is God. What He looks like doesn't matter.

Really? So, Jesus knocked up his own mother and became his own father. That's too twisted for me to compute.

How many times are you going to spam the forum with that garbage?

Probably about each time Jesus/God is a topic of discussion. Okay...?

 

[turzovka]

Really? So, Jesus knocked up his own mother and became his own father. That's too twisted for me to compute.

I am trying to determine if there is one thing that comes out of your head that has even a miniscule value for even one single person in the entire human race.

The answer appears to be a resounding ‘No.’ In fact, just about everything you say on these boards strikes me as though it resonated from the pits of hell. (imo)

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Jesus is God. What He looks like doesn't matter.

Really? So, Jesus knocked up his own mother and became his own father. That's too twisted for me to compute.

How many times are you going to spam the forum with that garbage?

Probably about each time Jesus/God is a topic of discussion. Okay...?

Spamming is against forum rules....have at it

 

[Lakhota]

Really? So, Jesus knocked up his own mother and became his own father. That's too twisted for me to compute.

I am trying to determine if there is one thing that comes out of your head that has even a miniscule value for even one single person in the entire human race.

The answer appears to be a resounding ‘No.’ In fact, just about everything you say on these boards strikes me as though it resonated from the pits of hell. (imo)

Okay, so just explain the Trinity to me.

 

[Preacher]

So happy to be an unbeliever in silly pointless fairy tales hence I don't need to argue about what some imaginary person looked like!