What is it about a man's penis?

[RadiomanATL]

 

[Bootneck]

A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.
That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a penis. In fact, if you take a good look you will see this is a perfect penis."
The next day the second five year old boy met the first five year old boy and called him behind a hedge.
The boy exposed himself and said, "This is a penis. In fact, if it were three inches shorter it would be a perfect penis!

 

[Bootneck]

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[DamnYankee]

hey guys you know that feeling you get when the girls post those almost naked dude pics.....yeah thats the same one they get when the guys post the girlie ones.

And no you guys who are gay, thats not the feeling i meant.....straight guys you know

You must mean when the girls aren't being asked for pics to drool over.....