what do you cook

[Mr. Sauerkraut]

when you want to make your partner smile?

Tomorrow it´s cheesburger-day. My wife married me for that.

and if i´ll make my chilli again...i´m in risk of a divorce...

 

[Ringel05]

what do you cook
when you want to make your partner smile?

Juicy bearded clam. When it's fully cooked she's smiling from ear to ear.

 

[strollingbones]

what do you cook
when you want to make your partner smile?

Juicy bearded clam. When it's fully cooked she's smiling from ear to ear.

 

[Mr. Sauerkraut]

what do you cook
when you want to make your partner smile?

Juicy bearded clam. When it's fully cooked she's smiling from ear to ear.

what´s that? i can´t translate.

 

[Ringel05]

what do you cook
when you want to make your partner smile?

Juicy bearded clam. When it's fully cooked she's smiling from ear to ear.

what´s that? i can´t translate.

Her pussy.
And if that does not translate:

Das Lecken ihrer Scheide.

 

[strollingbones]

omg....and there we have it.....mr. s....breaded clam is simply another name for well pussy as ring says

 

[AllieBaba]

Meatloaf!

I don't know why but meatloaf always generates a lot of jollity and discussion at the table. Even when it doesn't turn out so hot.

 

[Ringel05]

omg....and there we have it.....mr. s....breaded clam is simply another name for well pussy as ring says

I forgot. He's German and is using a translator program or German to English dictionary so, no, it won't translate properly.

 

[Mr. Sauerkraut]

omg....and there we have it.....mr. s....breaded clam is simply another name for well pussy as ring says

I forgot. He's German and is using a translator program or German to English dictionary so, no, it won't translate properly.

i got it, you oversexed pornoheads! Shame on you! tzk, tzk, what would your mommy say if she knew? Shall I tell her? I bet this would give some hanky-panky...but you love that, don´t you?

 

[Mr. Sauerkraut]

Meatloaf!

I don't know why but meatloaf always generates a lot of jollity and discussion at the table. Even when it doesn't turn out so hot.

isn´t he hot anyway?

loved him in fight club....

 

[westwall]

I'm real good at cinders!

 

[Ringel05]

omg....and there we have it.....mr. s....breaded clam is simply another name for well pussy as ring says

I forgot. He's German and is using a translator program or German to English dictionary so, no, it won't translate properly.

i got it, you oversexed pornoheads! Shame on you! tzk, tzk, what would your mommy say if she knew? Shall I tell her? I bet this would give some hanky-panky...but you love that, don´t you?

If one talks about it all the time it means that person is undersexed...... Ladies? A little help here..............

 

[Mr. H.]

Tomorrow it´s cheesburger-day. My wife married me for that.

My wife married me for my hot dog.

 

[shintao]

My ladies like my Italian Spaghetti & meat balls, Spanish omelets, and some flavored oils & sauces. I like everything they cook, so,.....they do most of the cooking, grill & BQ until I get a bug to make something myself. I am the inventive one in the family, so I came up with the grilled hacienda sandwich and marinated mushroom stuffed meatballs.

The Grilled Hacienda

Served on Sheepherders bread

Ingredients

Two slices Sheepherder's bread (Francisco International)
Butter
American (Choice) Cheese slices
2 Sliced jalapeño peppers
Thin sliced red onion
Cottage cheese
Chile powder


Butter one side of sheepherders bread slices. On dry side of bread, stack sliced cheese slices, sliced jalapeño peppers, sliced thin red onion, spread layer of cottage cheese, and dust with red New Mexico Chile powder. Grill each side until the cheese melts.

 

[Mr. Sauerkraut]

My ladies like my Italian Spaghetti & meat balls, Spanish omelets, and some flavored oils & sauces. I like everything they cook, so,.....they do most of the cooking, grill & BQ until I get a bug to make something myself. I am the inventive one in the family, so I came up with the grilled hacienda sandwich and marinated mushroom stuffed meatballs.

The Grilled Hacienda

Served on Sheepherders bread

Ingredients

Two slices Sheepherder's bread (Francisco International)
Butter
American (Choice) Cheese slices
2 Sliced jalapeño peppers
Thin sliced red onion
Cottage cheese
Chile powder


Butter one side of sheepherders bread slices. On dry side of bread, stack sliced cheese slices, sliced jalapeño peppers, sliced thin red onion, spread layer of cottage cheese, and dust with red New Mexico Chile powder. Grill each side until the cheese melts.

THAT`S cool. Let´s share reciepts! I´ll try this tomorrow.

 

[editec]

Chicken breasts, lightly breaded stuffed with pruzitti and provelone, browned in olive oil and then baked in the oven.

FWIW, its terrific when hot, but give it a few hours to cool, and the pruzuttu flavor permeates the whole chicken.

My ex's meal to make me happy was lamp stew with artichoke.

Not a clue how she made it, but it might be my favorite all time meal.

 

[High_Gravity]

I can order a mean take out.

 

[Blagger]

Game Pie, made with with pigeon and rabbit that I've shot myself.

Several seconds after the wheels have screeched on JFK's tarmac on our yearly visits, I'm on the phone to my father-in-law politely insisting that we should have steak for dinner. Honestly, for all your faults, there's no-one on earth that can cook a steak like you lot.