what do you cook

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    when you want to make your partner smile?

    Tomorrow it´s cheesburger-day. My wife married me for that.

    and if i´ll make my chilli again...i´m in risk of a divorce...
     
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    what do you cook
    when you want to make your partner smile?

    Juicy bearded clam. When it's fully cooked she's smiling from ear to ear.
     
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    :flameth::flameth::flameth:
     
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    what´s that? i can´t translate.
     
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    :rofl:

    Her pussy.
    And if that does not translate:

    Das Lecken ihrer Scheide.
     
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    omg....and there we have it.....mr. s....breaded clam is simply another name for well pussy as ring says
     
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    Meatloaf!

    I don't know why but meatloaf always generates a lot of jollity and discussion at the table. Even when it doesn't turn out so hot.
     
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    I forgot. He's German and is using a translator program or German to English dictionary so, no, it won't translate properly. :lol:
     
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    i got it, you oversexed pornoheads! Shame on you! tzk, tzk, what would your mommy say if she knew? Shall I tell her? I bet this would give some hanky-panky...but you love that, don´t you?:lol::lol:
     
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    isn´t he hot anyway?

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    loved him in fight club....
     

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