Two Israeli Hotels Make Top 10 List

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Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

Tomorrow Is Muslima Woman Appreciation Day at the hotel.

Update: Muslima Woman Appreciation Day has been canceled due to lack of interest both in the day and appreciation of Muslimas

Update: Tomorrow is Muslima Woman's Vagina Appreciation Day. Please "come"
Sahih Bukhari Hadeeth: Mohammed said, “The marriage vow most rightly expected to be obeyed is the husband’s right to enjoy the wife’s vagina"

 

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Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

Today's Activities: Bible Study--The Life of Jesus Christ The Muslim Palesteenian Suicide Bomber


[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWLyVU0Otlk]Arafat said Jesus was a Palestinian. Palestinian author and TV host agree. - YouTube[/ame]

We’re talking about an ongoing chain [of prophets of the Islam], from Adam to Muhammad. It’s an ongoing chain, representing the call for monotheism, and the mission of Islam… The prophets were all of the same religion [Islam]… Jesus was born in this land. He lived in this land. It is known that he was born in Bethlehem… He also lived in Nazereth, moved to Jerusalem. So he was a Palestinian par excellence…We respect Jesus, we believe in him [as a Muslim prophet], just as we believe in the prophet Muhammad."

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQC0zeQFgJc]Jesus misrepresented as "Palestinian" by Mufti of the Palestinian Authority - YouTube[/ame]

 

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Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

The Al Faisalah Hotel Wishes All Christian Infidels A Merry Christmas And A Sharia New Year

 

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T39nYz1uMg0&feature=relmfu]"The world's biggest mistake" - YouTube[/ame]

 

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Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

Al Faisalah Hotel wishes All Christian Infidels A Merry Christmas. Just Don't Come To Muslime Saudi Arabia, Motherfuckers!

 

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Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

Al Faisaliah Hotel Wishes All Zionist Infidels A Happy Hanukkah. Just Don't Come To Saudi Arabia!

 

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Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

Today's Special Activity: 4 PM Driving Lessons For Saudi Women. Just Kidding, Everyone Knows Women Are Forbidden To Drive. Just A Little Saudi Humor. Very Little

 

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Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

Bulletin: Tomorrow's 3 PM Wife-Beating Class Has Been Canceled and Replaced By a 3 PM Dog Killing Class Allahu Akbar


Sahih Muslim Hadeeth: "Abdullah (b. Umar) (Allah be pleased with them) reported: Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) ordered the killing of dogs and we would send (men) in Medina and its corners and we did not spare any dog that we did not kill, so much so that we killed the dog that accompanied the wet she-camel belonging to the people of the desert."

 

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Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

Join Us Tomorrow At 4 PM For Our Weekly Stoning. Fun For The Entire Family

 

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1.) Park Hyatt Dubai

Amid palm trees and adjacent to the Dubai Creek Golf & Yacht Club, this whitewashed property with multiple blue domes combines Mediterranean and Moorish influences. Verdant pathways and water elements connect public areas. Rooms in simple white and gray color schemes are “incredibly spacious, with fantastic balconies” or terraces overlooking the marina on Dubai Creek; “the bathrooms are truly fabulous.” Café Arabesque—one of four restaurants—is “really excellent,” highlighting culinary influences of the Levant; the Terrace Bar pours 20 premium vodkas. Amara Spa fills a courtyard and welcomes guests fresh from the golf course.

2.) Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

Situated in the Olaya district, this hotel is “without a doubt the best in Riyadh.” Rooms are split between two wings; the south wing celebrates Arab architecture, while the north wing leans more toward traditional European style. All, however, have 24-hour butler service, and touch screen controls for lighting, curtains, temperature, and room service. Cristal dishes up “surprisingly good French” specialties with a Spanish twist—using ingredients like Wagyu beef, foie gras, and Balik salmon—overlooking the cascading waterfalls of Al Faisaliah Center, a complex with the country’s first skyscraper, a conference center, and a shopping mall. In 2012, a ladies-only spa will debut. “Staff are capable and always friendly.”

3.) Four Seasons Hotel, Doha

Located in the mixed-use West Bay complex, this Moorish-designed hotel showcases local white stone, latticework domes, geometric patterns, arches, columns, and palms galore, and presents “beautiful lobby floral arrangements.” Rooms have wood paneling and are done in yellow, blue, and green silk and satin. Try the French and Lebanese “super grand buffet” at Brasserie, or cigars and single malts at the Library Bar & Cigar Lounge—although the prices are “typical Four Seasons.” Get a mineral body wrap at the spa, followed by snacks and Bollywood music at the Hip India lounge, on the spa terrace. “Staff never fail to ask if you need anything.”

These are very much expensive.

 

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Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

Join Us Tomorrow At 4 PM For Our Weekly Stoning. Fun For The Entire Family

Update: Tomorrow's 4 PM Stoning Will Be Followed By the Weekly Family Honor Killing At 5 PM So Please Bring Any Extra Stones

 

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I wish I could have gone to a Turkish karahani.

 

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Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

Upcoming Activities: Sunday is Book Day. Join Us To Discuss Your Favorite Books

Update: Sunday's Book Day Has Been Canceled Because Of Widespread Arab Illiteracy. If You Cannot Read This, Never Mind

 

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Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

Upcoming Activities: Sunday is Book Day. Join Us To Discuss Your Favorite Books

Update: Sunday's Book Day Has Been Canceled Because Of Widespread Arab Illiteracy. If You Cannot Read This, Never Mind

[ame]http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/080508665X/ref=sib_dp_pt#reader-link[/ame]

 

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Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

Special Announcement: The hotel wishes all Christian and Jewish infidels a Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah. However, the Prophet Muhammad cursed you on his deathbed so get the fuck out of here, NOW!

Sahih Muslim Hadeeth: It has been narrated by 'Umar b. al-Khattib that he heard the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) say: I will expel the Jews and Christians from the Arabian Peninsula and will not leave any but Muslim

 

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Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

Christmas Special Event: In Honor Of The Infidel Christmas, The Hotel Presents The Palestinian Mufti Who Will Preach Peace, Love and Brotherhood Allahu Akbar






[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMw8XIqcmw]PLA Mufti Calls for Caliphate & Jizya "Or Else We Will Bring The Sword To Your Necks" - YouTube[/ame]

 

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Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

Christmas Day Activities: Please Join Us On Infidel Christmas For Our Annual "Roast Frosty The Infidel Snowman Day" Fun for the whole family of the religion of peace

 

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Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

Christmas Day Lunch Special: Roast Rudolf The Infidel Red Nose Reindeer [halal] All You Can Eat Allahu Akbar

 

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Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

Christmas Day Breakfast Special: Scrambled Infidel Santa Elf [halal] With Freshly Squeezed Orange Jews

 

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Al Faisaliah Hotel, Riyadh

Special Christmas Activity: Children's Fairy Tale Reading: "Jesus Christ Was Really A Muslim Palesteenian Suicide Bomber" Let's Stay Ignorant!



[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWLyVU0Otlk]Arafat said Jesus was a Palestinian. Palestinian author and TV host agree. - YouTube[/ame]

We’re talking about an ongoing chain [of prophets of the Islam], from Adam to Muhammad. It’s an ongoing chain, representing the call for monotheism, and the mission of Islam… The prophets were all of the same religion [Islam]… Jesus was born in this land. He lived in this land. It is known that he was born in Bethlehem… He also lived in Nazereth, moved to Jerusalem. So he was a Palestinian par excellence…We respect Jesus, we believe in him [as a Muslim prophet], just as we believe in the prophet Muhammad."

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQC0zeQFgJc]Jesus misrepresented as "Palestinian" by Mufti of the Palestinian Authority - YouTube[/ame]